Lil(Larry)lie⚓️

IF HARRY COULD FLY HE'D BE GOING RIGHT BACK HOME TO LOU Larry wants me dead Lillie, U.K.

[harryloves1d-deactivated2016101]

me: i wish i could know when ot4 are hanging out together

the independent: one direction has to go to court

me: i’ll take it

[1dhq]

irish judge: mr tomlinson. did you and mr styles-

louis:

[nouiszarry]

1D: *is being sued*

the fandom:

[1dhq]

me as the judge: why did you really cancel the belfast show?

1d: we thought this was a copyright case-

me: why did louis and harry miss the seacrest interview???

1d: that’s really not-

me: WHAT HAPPENED IN WELLINGTON??

[valencing]

questions regarding the upcoming courtroom drama at the irish high court

which two boys get married so that they can’t be forced to testify against each other

which current member of one direction gets stuck in a broken lift with zayn

which boy attempts to suborn the judge with sexual favors

when the courthouse heating breaks down during a snowstorm, which boy wins the shirtless wrestling competition for the only available blanket, and with whom does he share it

which boys are sent directly to jail

which boy with a secret is inconvenienced when opening arguments are scheduled for the full moon

which boy is confused about the nature of the proceedings and begins his testimony with an riveting full confession about something completely irrelevant

which boys drank truth serum the night before the hearing by mistake

which boy arrives at the courthouse an amnesiac after an unfortunate automobile accident on the way

which boy finds himself in a magically touch-dependent bond with julianbulian

which boy is shocked to learn that the law demands that no virgin be allowed to testify, but offers up his innocence for the sake of Justice

which boys are sentenced to come back from hiatus already

[larrysrendevous]

EVERYTHING ON MY TL IS FUCKING BRILLIANT RIGHT NOW KEEP IT GOING

[peggyolsongf]

prosecution: *starts yelling at 1d*

liam: i do believe you’re the LOUDEST crowd we’ve ever had ! :D

[ziam-hearts]

maybe the future events page on the website was for the 1D court date

[larrysrendevous]

Judge: Court is now in session

Harry:... or isssss ittttt?

[curlalmighty-deactivated2019010]

lads holiday in court i couldn’t ask for anything else

[chonce]

how much are front row ticket’s to 1d’s trial

[yourssincerelylarry-deactivated]

niall entering the tribunal and being reunited with 1d for the first time in a year

[moozlem]

harry in court: what do lawyers wear to court

judge:

harry: lawsuits!

judge: *smacks gavel* arrest him

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

louis: *putting hand on bible* i swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth,

me: *bursting in thru the doors, out of breath* HOW TALL ARE YOU

louis:

[harryloves1d-deactivated2016101]

irish judge: we're gonna take a short recess harry:*points to z* careful, that one has a tendency to leave while we're in the middle of something

IM DELETING 

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

i aint seen this many 1d posts in a minute i didnt even kno so many of u still remembered who they were this is so vintage

[busterposeys]

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

[libby-on-the-label]

[lesbian-state-of-mind]

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

[tyleroakley]

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

whAT THE FUCK

[nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20]

I’m too tired for this

[nethilia]

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

[sogayitwrites]

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

[monticellomarshmallow]

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.