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[intairnwetrust]

"Well, he described you almost perfectly, Dain Aetos."

Oh, fucking kill me now.

My mouth opens, then shuts.

Xaden raises both eyebrows and presses his lips between his teeth.

Dain rubs the back of his neck.

Mira snorts once, covers her mouth with her hand, then doubles over laughing. "I'm sorry," she forces out and straightens, quickly masking her face and clearing her throat, but she slips again, her shoulders shaking. "I can't. I just can't. I need a second."

Same Mira, same. Girl I am crying 😂😭

[yourenotdonefighting]

This scene took me out. 😆

[vanona-camp]

[avatarobi]

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[piedude]

[tscsunlover]

got my rainbow crate all for the game books! Im gonna add the bonus chapters here for anyone who didn’t buy the books cause they were EXPENSIVE

links aren’t working for some reason and you can only add ten pictures to a post so i’m gonna add the next two books in reposts

THE FOXHOLE COURT BONUS CHAPTERS SPOILERS BELOW

[k0weaponmaster]

[thestoryofaslut]

Bro wake up 116 new genders just dropped

[chongoblog]

My gender

[loth-catgirl]

ah, yes

[kelzebub]

never gets old.

[taymartiart]

they were made for this meme like they were made for each other

From The Bonds That Tie series

[triplemj]

This literally feels like a Black Mirror episode

[skyfallscotland]

INTERNATIONAL GIRLIES (AND GUYS) REJOICE!

You too can now share in the fun and read the mind-bending, action-packed, elusive chapter twenty-seven from Xaden's POV! Screenshots below the cut. Thanks to @chocogigi for sharing and the TT user who originally posted a video. My thoughts to follow 😌

[acourtofquestions]

Aelin said to Rowan with a secret smile, "You, I don't know. But I'd like to."

Rowan's lips tugged upward "I'm not on the market, unfortunately."

"Pity," Aelin said.

"She must be a rare, staggering beauty to make you so faithful."

Gods save them all. He could have sworn Fenrys coughed behind him.

"She must be clever, and fascinating, and very, very talented. She must be the most wonderful person who ever existed."

Another cough from behind him-from Gavriel this time.

But Aelin only had eyes for Rowan as the warrior said to her, "She is indeed that. And more."

[las8325]

This scene lives rent free in my head

[clockwork-fayz]

In honor of me finally reading Kingdom of Ash, here’s what I think the core group of characters sexuality meters are:

Aelin: 60% attracted to masculine men, 30% to herself, and 10% to women that act like herself

Rowan: 100% straight (sadly, but like he had a whole cadre of beautiful men and never once thought about it? SMH) but also 100% approves of everyone’s sexualities. You could say you are attracted to large ships and he’d be like okay, good for you!

Dorian: 40% attractive to any person with a pulse, 60% attracted to people that can kill him

Manon: 90% attracted to herself, 10% to Dorian but like reluctantly

Chaol: 90% straight, 10% Dorian

Yrene: 95% straight, 5% Aelin

Aedion: 100% poly

Lysandra: 50% to Aedion and 50% to Wesley but never had felt anything towards anyone besides that

Lorcan: 100% Elide (anything he felt for Maeve was actually the feeling of desperation disguised as attraction)

Elide: 100% the most toxic ass people (She says she can change them and she’s right actually)

[las8325]

why it's so accurate? crying

[bookofademigod]

MASTER POST OF THE TARGET EMPIRE OF STORMS SHORT STORY

again. enjoy the story. 

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[reaper-of-light-12]

If the world were truly a bad place the sea would not crash against the shore in such a mesmerizing display of untamable power and indescribable beauty

[c3rvida3]

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

[c3rvida3]

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

[le-panda-chocovore]

Still no homo ?

[c3rvida3]

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

[falseknees]

The Seed Song

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[thisisadecisionimayregret]

made a uquiz to figure out what your basic assumption about the world is

what is the truth at the center of your universe?

there's 8 possible results and no song lyric or pop culture questions, enjoy

[las8325]

Too close to the truth

[reddpenn]

I GOT A REALLY COOL MICROSCOPE FOR CHRISTMAS DO YOU WANT TO SEE SOME ROCKS UNDER MY REALLY COOL MICROSCOPE

[reddpenn]

This little guy is a lab-grown crystal of bismuth, a pure metallic element on the periodic table.  The weird, twisty stairsteps and spirals that bismuth forms are called hopper crystals, and they look really cool under a microscope.

Ohohohoho, hopper crystals!!  Yes!  Let me look at you!!

I think bismuth looks kind of like the bright lights of a nighttime cityscape.  Maybe a megacity from a scifi movie.  So colorful and metallic and bright!

Shiny~

Stairsteps!

Spirals!

Zooming way in because these crystals are amazing!

Look at them, they are trying so hard to be squares.  So far they have figured out corners.  They are REALLY GOOD at corners!  They’re just unclear about when to stop making corners.

Beautiful beautiful bismuth~

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.