I am a Dirty Computer

21 • they/them • 🇵🇷🇨🇱🏳️‍🌈 this blog is a Gay Disaster

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wafflebloggies]

[kitkat30]

this bread tiny

yeast

[ana-logical]

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[darktownboykisser]

sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

[formerlystarsongs-deactivated20]

The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

[flandelle-deactivated20180712]

[pathfinderisbestpony]

What an adorable start to a murder

[fantasy-loving-witchling]

CROW BABIES

[ugly-mane]

no!!!!

this is a corncrake chick, also commonly misidentified as a rail’s chick! crow babies are MUCH uglier…

putrid little man

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

bold of you to talk shit about crows so openly like they won’t find you and beat your ass

[spookyfiles-deactivated20150423]

I always see posts about people talking about how tampon and pads ads have girls on beaches and things like that.

And yet in Australia we have really ridiculous advertisements for sanitary products that have girls running around doing shit and this guy

[saphhoria]

The really sad thing is, guys at school started copying him, and it got the point where if you needed a pad or tampon, you’re guy friends were as likely to help you out as your girlfriends… 

[tsuyukami]

Not that sad if u think about it. What you just described sounds pretty great and nearly compassionate honestly

[nerdgul]

Espessually considering if an american boy so much as sees a clean unopened tampon he freaks the fuck out like its a diseased yucksponge and will actively avoid you for the rest of his life

[esratb]

i’ve had a good heart for all the wrong people

[hotgirltori-deactivated20181119]

good afternoon girls the first step is accepting our bodies as they are. we can love them after.

[normal-horoscopes]

I AM HERE TO DESTROY TRADITIONAL WESTERN VALUES OF FAMILY AND REPLACE THEM WITH A NEST OF BLUE JAYS

[swordandthread]

i solemnly swear i’m up to no good

[princesstigerbelle]

HOLY SHIT

[cybermax]

The Goblin is trying to get the shiny treasures that hang from the ceiling.

[tandembicycles]

@quantumghosts

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#how long do you think that cat has wanted to touch those shimmery orbs?#How long do you think it’s looked up at that light fixture and thought Someday or If only#But that day#Some human left a chair#right in the spot#and that cat#that magnificent chicken leg of an animal saw it’s opportunity#it carefully scaled that chair#it balanced on the tippy top#and it reached for it’s dreams

these are important tags

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Live your dreams you funky little goblin

[aniseandspearmint]

She NEEEEDS the SHINIES

[naamahdarling]

Magnificent chicken leg.

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[yikyakapp-blog]

[dovahkiin-official]

is everyone who reblogged this okay?

[fayheda]

no

[animals-riding-animals]

[madisonsaferillustration]

A little medicine crow with all of her potions 

[psappho]

anyone else gay on this sunday afternoon in october?

[positrans]

its okay if your identity changes after a long time. its okay if you suddenly become unsure of things. its okay to start experimenting, and trying out new labels/names/prounouns/etc. things can change, its okay.

[icingburns-archive-blog]

women writing horror that focuses on the fears of women in a society that is a constant danger to their mental health and well-being? genius. men writing horror where women suffer for shock value? garbage.