Women’s Football

[alphacrone]

writers and artists everywhere all the time

[ros-sauce]

I hate when something I downloaded illegally doesn't run right like wtf this isn't what I didn't pay for

[adz]

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

[honeylemony]

What the fuck who drinks that

[adz]

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

[phage-necro]

this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin’ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you’re not even sure if you’ve gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life

[adulthoodisokay]

“it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him” gets me every time.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[no-one-offical]

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[crypticgoose3]

beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

[drtanner]

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[mothnem]

Super interesting but I have to reblog a post about unholy drink cloaca.

[pinqui]

SINGIN' IN THE RAIN (1952) ↳ dir. GENE KELLY and STANLEY DONEN

[dailycatsblog]

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[scumtrout]

Sometimes I just look at this photo of when people had to enjoy the local canal (not optional).

[elodieunderglass]

canal and river trust: life’s better by water

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[ssavaart]

Ooh. This is SO GEN X.... hopefully some of you younger ones will get it too.

[honeysucklepink]

I can't believe they left out the most important one...

Things We're Never Gonna Do:

[helix-enterprises117]

Give you up.

[a-knight-of-hope]

Let you down

[helix-enterprises117]

Run around

[a-knight-of-hope]

Desert you

[helix-enterprises117]

Make you cry

[a-knight-of-hope]

Say goodbye

[helix-enterprises117]

Tell a lie

[a-knight-of-hope]

Hurt you

[professorwetware]

Stop

[smegorl]

Stop? But we've known eachother for so long!

[ncruuk]

And I will walk 500 miles...

[blue--deer]

*slides this across the table* you're going to want to read this

[elodieunderglass]

There are Experiences behind this sign

[rylandsgrace]

I feel seen

[wolfspurr]

It's true. We'll all be confused until April 25th, when all we'll need is a light jacket.

[the-unflappablewolf]

Who would you trust more?

total stranger in a star trek shirt?

total stranger in a star wars shirt?

Voting ended onFeb 25

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sugarcoatednightshade]

Holy shit

[monchursouls]

How could I NOT reblog this? It’s AMAZING!!!

[tilthat]

TIL that hard disks are so sensitive to vibration, that just screaming at them diminishes their performance

via reddit.com

[rnoonpie]

getting screamed at diminishes my performance too, u ain’t special

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if getting screamed at diminishes your performance

[high-quality-tiktoks]

When there’s literally nowhere else to go…

[party-gilmore]

Genuinely one of the best most effective commercial I’ve seen in years i literally want to go there there’s nothing they have that’s any different from the gas station by is but the energy here is evocative and i want to gooooooo