no, but i got cheez whiz

you walked in, everyone was asking for your name, you just smiled and told them it's the summer of 2001 and joe meets patrick and he's like 'yo, i know about music'

[jnliau]

@ bugs

u have no morals

[eloenn]

Visit Original Link

[spongehole]

[mellifexfarm]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[mellifexfarm]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[sleezed]

*not horny but masturbates just in case i was* 

[theprisonerandthebeast]

How dare this fandom not have a fanfiction written about this very specific and complex idea that only I have thought of and never asked anyone to write about.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

spongebob my leg guy voice: MY WIG!!!

[bangurz]

me: h-

blonde republican women:

[krabby-kronicle]

It is with a heavy heart that I announce Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of Spongebob, has passed away at 57 years old. For those of you that don’t know, he was diagnosed with ALS in March 2017. This man is one of the only reasons I had happiness in my childhood. So many smiles he has made for people across the world. Stephen spent the last years of his life returning to the show and worked on the second and third movie as well. He spent the last years of his life making us laugh and smile. I can’t thank him enough for all the things he’s done for the fans. I’m absolutely heartbroken. All the friendships we’ve made through this blog was all because of this man. I truly hope he didn’t suffer through his death. Rest in Peace Mr. Stephen, you will forever be missed.

[wet-monsoon]

people/objects randomly exploding in cartoons will forever be the funniest thing in the entire world to me

[tredlocity]

[alexander]

Calling all my democracy📈loving dick suckers🍆💦👅👅👅there’s only 1 day til ⬆️ERECTION⬆️ day💯🙎🏼💁🏼‍♂️and we gonna pop🍒🍒🍒this political🇺🇸pussy😩💦and RIDE🏇this blue wave raw😩😩👅👅💎👑send this to🔟of your raunchiest💃🏻registered📝ratchets🔥🍌or say BOY👋BYE to the👅👅dicklaration🇺🇸🍆of independence✍️if you get👆🏻ZERO👆🏻back you an🗓⚖️election ass💦🍑eater😩if you get🔥FIVE🔥back, u castin big booty🍑🍑ballots, && if you get🍆TEN🍆back, we 👓 STUFFING THAT BALLOT BOX💦💦🔥🔥😩👅🗳boys➕girls, democrat🐴👯🙏🏻💯we ALL gettin that ELECTION🇺🇸DAY🇺🇸DICK on tuesday 🗳🗳🗳🗳🗳

[brendonurieworld]

Interviewer: I’ve heard you have a paper rolling tic.

[chromeofficial]

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

[thatkilljoy-blog]

how old are you

[darmani-remade-blog]

“thatkilljoy” living up to the url i see

[paininmyassachusetts]

I taste blood for some reason lmao

[daco-broman]

don’t tell nobody this shit but yo body actually full of that shit

[marshals-to-dictators]

You deadass?

[hyunijinremade]

[krabby-kronicle]

Happy Leif Erickson day!! Hinga Dinga Durgen!

[anashtonkink]

I love lashton

[retrospectlrh]

He is so gorgeous oh my god