inanthesis || Murr Snatcher
Never before had Daisuke’s knowledge of the French language been tested to it’s full limits before now as he was standing at the groomer’s demanding to know where his cat was with a plethora of colorful language that wasn’t usually part of his vocabulary. Ordinarily this wouldn’t even be a task he’d bother himself with, he had people he could pay to handle menial tasks like taking his cat to the groomer for a proper wash and brush when her shedding was getting out of hand, but this was a special situation.
It hadn’t been obvious at first. Daisuke hadn’t paid that close attention to the white cat that was brought back to the villa where he was staying because he had some business to attend to related to his trip, but once his boring call was over and all he’d wanted was to lounge for a moment with his sweet Genevieve, it was glaringly obvious that multiple people had made a drastic mistake and he could not let it go unpunished.
So, the cat was gingerly ushered back into the kennel, the house staff warily scurried away as Daisuke marched through the halls and out the door with a glare that could spontaneously set a man aflame, and he was off to raise some hell because this was completely unacceptable.
“No, I won’t hear any more of your damn excuses, where is Genevieve?! This low grade impostor is-” His tirade was cut off, the young woman behind the counter startling as the door burst open and a tall man entered, yelling, and holding a familiar white cat. There was definitely a logical explanation in all of this about the cats looking similar and it being a mistake, but logic was not important at the moment.
All Daisuke could see was a new target at which to direct his ire.
“You! Thief! Unhand my Genevieve before I have you arrested and thrown into the deepest, darkest hole in this entire sham of a city.”
Noe wasn’t entirely sure what he expected to run into when he burst into the groomer’s, imposter feline in hand, but it certainly wasn’t THIS. A shorter man with a kennel on the counter in front of him, absolutely tearing into this poor woman behind the counter. He stopped right there in his tracks as the other man’s attention was thrown, then, to Noe, as he caught sight of the imposter feline there in his arms.
Noe glanced down at the cat that he had accidentally been given before make at the man, “No, you misunderstand - there was just a small mix up!” Noe made his way over to the counter as well, gingerly setting the feline he had come to know as Genevieve on the counter. “You can have her back,” Noe said with a sweet smile, “There’s no need to get any police involved.”
It was at this point that Noe turned his attention away from the other man and to the woman behind the counter, “Now, if you can just help me locate M--” Noe had started, but was promptly cut off by a familiar ‘MROWW - !’ from within the kennel on the counter. It only took a moment for Noe to recognize that the man who had just claimed that HE was the thief turned out to be a thief himself!! And he had locked Murr in a CAGE no less!!
“MURR - !” Noe shouted, violet eyes wide with shock as he turned, then to the man, “How can you stand there and call me a THIEF when you have Murr locked up in a CAGE?!” Obviously, a much more heinous crime had been done to Murr than to Genevieve here.
“I should have YOU arrested for such CRUEL treatment!!”
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