oh no

[deejay]

[unsavant]

[harlequinhatter]

A classic

[yournewapartment]

What to Wear to Casual Events

I talk a bit about “calm” colors. By this I mean- black, white, beige, brown, etc. Natural tones. 

I break this down into 3 tiers, and each tier is based off a different price range. I hope this is easy enough for everybody to understand. Let me know what you think!

Tier 1: $5-$20/a person. 

Includes but is not limited to: fast casual restaurants (such as Panera or Chilis), cafes, bowling, outings to movie theaters, any sort of game night a friend is throwing, etc. 

At these sort of events it’s 100% acceptable to wear whatever you want! Jeans, band t-shirts, sweatshirts, etc. If you show up wearing heels and/or a suit you will look over dressed. 

Tier 2: $25-$55/a person. 

Includes but is not limited to: fancy chain restaurants (such as Olive Garden, Outback Steakhouse, Red Lobster), nice sit down restaurants, brunch, concerts, work parties, an outing to a museum, or any sort of date you might go on. 

This is definitely upscale, but you don’t have to wear the most expensive clothes you own. Skip jeans but also skip pearl necklaces. 

Masculine identifying: Nice pants or kakis (no dress pants), button down shirt, knitted sweater, shoes that are not sneakers or sandals. Patterns are 100% acceptable (especially Hawaiian shirts) and so are crazy color combinations. Do not wear ties or suits. Do whatever looks good with your hair!

Feminine identifying: Dress or skirts of any color or style (multi-colored or patterned is okay as well), flats, boots, or non-flashy high heels (do not show up with the 6 inch heels, it’s too much, trust me). Simple jewelry like a necklace or short earrings. It is absolutely acceptable to wear nice pants (as long as they’re not jeans) and a button down shirt as well! Just stick to solid colors. 

Non-binary or other: Mix and match the above blueprints until you find a style that works for you! As long as you’re wearing shirts that don’t have any drawings or writing on them, those are fine. If they have pockets or buttons, all the better! 

Tier 3: $60+/a person. 

I hope that if you’re going to gatherings where you’re spending $60+ that you’re doing so in moderation! Usually these are dinners of some sort, art galas, dates, etc. Nevertheless, here are my thoughts on clothing options. 

Masculine Identifying: Break out the suit, tie, and the most expensive shoes you own! Suits do look fancier if they’re single colors and calmer colors. That said, feel free to express yourself in your choice of tie and shoes. If you feel uncomfortable with long ties, go for a bow tie! Ascots and other accessories are fine if you’re sticking to solid colored suits and matching your colors. If you have long hair, pull it back. 

Feminine identifying: Skirts and dresses are okay, but they need to be single colors and again, “calm” colors such as white, black, beige, etc. A red dress, shirt or skirt is okay, but only if everything else you’re wearing is in a calmer color or you’re Cheryl Blossom. Pant suits are acceptable, especially if you’re rocking high heels. Flats are slightly informal, better to wear a nice leather boot or heel if possible. In the summer nice sandals are okay. Because your clothing choice will likely be on the calmer side, feel free to go crazy with the jewelry. Hair should be up!

Non-binary or other: Mix and match between the two styles to find what works for you! As long as you’re wearing “calmer” colors, matching accessories by color, and wearing the most expensive shoes you own, you’ll look fab. If you have long hair, consider pulling it back or putting it up.

I hope this helps! And yes please I’m looking for feedback.

[missmentelle]

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

[teaboot]

Guys. Guys. Calculating tips. Just. Look at your bill. And move the decimal point one step left. That’s ten percent. Double that number. Now it’s twenty percent.

$100.00 bill? $10.000. Ten dollars. Double it. Twenty dollars. That’s a 20% tip.

$67.50? Now it’s $6.750. $6.75? Might as well be $7. Double it. Roughly $14. You’re not going to miss the change.

Please. I failed math three times

[tacomel420]

FLAWLESS

[isawyoufly]

FUCKING THANK YOU this is literally the ONLY math lesson my dad taught me and it wasn’t even for tipping but it’s so EASY

[ruinedchildhood]

“We have some extra food do you want some?”

“I can’t finish this you want the rest of my food?”

“You wanna go out to eat, i’ll pay”

[valpwca]

you should experience this. via

https://www.vitaminwater.com/hit-refresh-for-exotic-mango-island-pic/and-20fl-oz-of-tropical-oasis/wow/wish-i-was-there/enhanced/e/the-hot-key-is-command-shift-r/electrolytes/be-sure-to-hit-refresh/but-not-too-much/you-have-to-give/the-page-a-chance-to-load/

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

Please click the link. You will not be disappointed.

[yournewapartment]

In case anyone was wondering…

And it just gets crazier from there on in…

Until, finally…

I am SCREAMING!

[bestviralposts]

INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3

link below to see:

http://sh-meet.bigpixel.cn/?from=groupmessage&isappinstalled=0&fbclid=IwAR1CWHqrxwZ1OUHem0CjjLrTBDH2j2cS4zISRo_2a6coC-A_YkFRr6QzMls

credit to: ketul

[warmwate-r]

Zoomed in and found this gem

[roseverdict]

I think I found someone who knows about the camera

Hello there, observant person!

[thyrell]

uh oh

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[openyourthird-eye]

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

[sadhearts]

LEMME TELL U SOMETHING THIS SHIT WORKS

[aesthet1c-b1tch]

Ooooooo it does!!! Making another wish!!!

[cryingoverspilled-milk]

Imma try this

[the-girl-of-my-nightmares]

Guys this actually works. Im making another wish ☄

[gagqueenz]

🥀🌟

[dainty-to-the-bone]

Make a wish🌟

[areslinkysart]

Making the wish, of course. I think my last one did come true.

[bullee]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Porn intros are there to check your volume.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s “Made WITH 100% white meat”, not “Made FROM 100% white meat”. That’s where they get you.

[lorynextdoor-deactivated2020040]

I’m sorry that I see fucking galaxies in your eyes and you can’t even find a single star in mine

[just-shower-thoughts]

Whether the glass is half full or half empty, depends solely on whether it was being filled or drank

[astrodidact]

[radioactivepigeons]

This is from Feb 2019!

A link to a Wikipedia article, and the bill.

[musdomus]

YES!!

[lulz-time]

[feellikedreaming]

Christ’ sake this is hypnotic