Lasting Freshness

A blog about writing, art, atheism, science, sexuality and anything else that tickles the proverbial pickle.

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lexiconvict: someone who invents words to fill spaces in the English language.

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An atheist and a priest are golfing.  The atheist takes his swing and slices into the woods.  "Fuck! I missed!" he declares.  The priest admonishes him, and tells him that God will strike him down if he continues to curse like that.  The next hole, and the atheist slices again, this time into the sand trap.  "I can't believe I fucking missed again!" he says.  Again, the priest admonishes him.  Finally, on the last hole, the athiest drives his ball straight into the water hazard.  "God damn it!" he screams, bending his club over his knee.  Suddenly, the sky is split open by a terrible bolt of lightning which reduces the priest to a pile of pious ashes.  A voice from the clouds says, "Fuck, I missed."

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My own farm fresh eggs, straight from the chicken's vagina.

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DP ftw.

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What was your favorite school food?  Does anybody remember the bizarre pairings of dishes?  We always had pizza and corn at the same time for some reason.  Mmm, pizza, corn and chocolate milk.

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Pattywhack: The act of using a common kitchen spatula.

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Paranoyyed: The state of being persistently bothered by something that is unlikely to happen.

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This is a must have for any Priest

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Imagine, if you will, a feature-length animation about the life and death of post-Impressionist painter Vincent Van Gogh. Now imagine that the animation is made entirely from paintings created in Van Gogh's iconic style, and you're beginning to understand why we're so excited about Loving Vincent.

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Just curious... How is it that you can be filled with such hate and contempt yet feel Christians and the like are the root of all worldly problems? Seems kind of funny to me, that's all... Perhaps you have mislead me as your title says "free thinker", for I just wonder why it is such that you are aloud the freedom to think hate upon believers of God while it is intolerable for someone to have said faith?

Just curious… How is it that you can assume, based only on a sampling of reblogged images and posted news articles, (the articles mostly about the actual wrong-doings of actual religious people, and a mix of various religious people, not just Christians, at that), that I am not only filled with hate, but also contempt and that I think Christians specifically are the root of all worldly problems? I also wonder how you assume that I hate believers of god and think that it is intolerable for people to have faith?

get your entitled, privileged Christian head out of your arse and recognize that there are more religions on this planet than yours

go again through this collection of posts and recognize that while, yes, there are plenty of things posted about Christianity, there are also plenty of things posted about other religions

while doing that, take a long hard look at the bullshit being perpetrated by your fellow Christians

instead of taking your entitled privileged self here to vent your frustration at a stranger, on anon no less, try taking issue with your fellow Christians who are giving your religion a bad name

while doing all of the above, also try to realize that one can hate a system of authority, an institution, without hating individuals who are in that system or institution

fuck off

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A water color I did a while back based on a Raymond Carver short story called "Fat"