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my actual favorite scene in wake up dead man is the one where jud is on the phone with the woman from the construction company and she asks him to pray for her, the sudden turn from humor to complete seriousness without it feeling like a tonal whiplash is really really good

luke-thompsons

#look at my detective dawg we are NOT solving this case

yesokayiknow

glass onion really was benoit's day off like yeah there was an explosion and he had to run around in the dark while a murderer was carrying a loaded gun but ☝️ helen didn't keep trying to confess to murder

blackforestbride

my body is a machine that makes headaches

escuerzoresucitado

nyanakin

matthew stover in 2005: they gazed into each other’s eyes and the pure uncomplicated love that anakin felt for obi-wan was like a promise from the force itself

matthew stover in 2025: btw this is the relationship the two of them should’ve had for the rest of their lives forever and if you don’t get that then i can’t help you

shout out to my girl @freebirdgalahad, who got the deluxe edition early and asked me what i wanted to see mwah! 🩷

t4tstarvingdog

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

jarenka

Imagine just growing some space potatoes instead of this shit.

they-loved-eachother-recklessly

New Taylor + Franwell 💗

one-time-i-dreamt

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

one-time-i-dreamt

penrosesun

weaselle

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

random-chaos-thoughts

Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"

But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.

In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.

They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.

At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.

That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)

yeomanstuff

This. All of this.

6qubed

Wednesday offers to help with split custody of Pugsley. her suggestion involved a big table saw

swimmingblue

They fight over who gets to hire the expensive big-firm lawyer and who gets to hire the up-and-coming rookie divorce lawyer. It's a whole Thing.

curioustars

donnajosh

THE WEST WING 2.17 – “The Stackhouse Filibuster”

ube-kun

Sort of a continuation of that stupid joke about terminally offline Clark

chocohybrid

rodrickheffeley

"It's a dog!"

"Yeah, he's not even a very good one. But he's out there alone, and probably scared."

somesortapunk

Superman being unapologetic about his care for life of all sorts made this movie for me. He yells at Lois when she asks him why he stopped a war without the government's permission, because "People were going to die!" He tries to keep a giant, dangerous, city-threatening monster alive, or at the very least euthanize it humanely. While the Justice Gang throw every weapon they have at every threat, he goes around saving people, and also a squirrel, because every life matters.

He risks his life for his cousin's dog, because he was out there alone, and probably scared.