L'Antre de la Succube

Random rants & creations from a sleep-deprived she-devil. Mixed-race, pansexual, She/Her..

[reproductivejusticeandliberty]

“Why being anti-choice abroad isn’t the same as being anti-choice in Ireland. - For my foreign friends. The situation in Ireland is way beyond just you can’t get an abortion. I mean ok, right, so you can’t have an abortion… but… Pregnant women have no right to consent or refuse any medical treatment. The medical staff don’t even have to tell you what they are doing to you, let alone get permission. At the major end of this, Ireland has a 30% ceasarian section rate, 10% is considered normal, in the UK it’s 11%… Are Irish women really constructed so very badly? Or is there something wrong with the system? The amount of women who have been traumatised by an unannounced internal examination is horrifying. As in, there was a hand inside them without consent, or even notification. Imagine that for a minute… anywhere else that’s assault. Not in Ireland. It is literally written into HSE (the health service) policy that you don’t have a right to consent/not consent. Seriously. In Ireland a woman known as P died while in early pregnancy (17 weeks I believe). The hospital felt unable under the Irish law called 8th amendment, to allow her to even die. She was kept alive on machines, in spite of physical decomposition and the fact there was no evidence at all using a dead woman as an incubator could ever work. Her family were not only dragged through the High Court for her right to dignity in death, but her face had to be caked in make up by the nursing staff, to avoid further trauma to her young child/children, from the state she was in. There’s no abortion in Ireland if you, say, have a heart condition, or your spinal injuries mean pregnancy will cause a loss of your sight forever. You could be receiving treatment for cervical cancer when you become pregnant, that treatment will stop. It will stop because even though you are dying and need all the help you can get, the law forbids treating you with anything that might harm a foetus. Now you would think your life would be at least understood to be relevant… It isnt. I am not in any way exaggerating this- look up Sheila Hodgers death. It’s not just care in pregnancy. It’s medical care in its entirety. So let’s say you have a car crash, you need scans. If you say your last period was 10 days ago, even if you pass a pregnancy test, you’re still running the risk of being denied. I mean like you would think there’d be some common sense right… none. Doesn’t matter what bones you broke (I cracked a rib), or how much pain you are in, or if you are totally, entirely lesbian, or if you haven’t seen action in months. You are secondary to the potential foetus. No scan. Oh and if it only stopped there… the amount of women who have had trouble getting lithium for bi-polar, because the doctor opposite them is of the opinion, as is the law, that the actual woman sitting in the chair in front of him isn’t as valid as the imagined offspring her body might one day host. I want to say I am not kidding… it’s unbelievable to most non-Irish residents. It’s totally true. Good luck guessing which doctor thinks of you as a patient and which thinks of you as a vessel. Even some of the Together For Yes organisers have been caught out by ranty-loon GPs who even in 2018, don’t prescribe contraception (I swear I am literally not making this up). What if it’s not you that’s ill. What if your baby is dying. What if they have all manner of major physical issues, like missing organs, incomplete skull/head, they won’t survive the birth or they will and they will have a short, agonising little life… still no. Under Irish law you are forced to carry that pregnancy to term, no matter what that does to you, your family, or indeed the baby. Some Irish women have had to make the dread journey to British hospitals, for early delivery of loved but doomed pregnancies, to then be forced to bring their child’s body home between bags of frozen peas in the boot of the car, or send the baby for a lonely cremation, to have the ashes shipped home after, like an online shopping delivery. What about if you are miscarrying anyway but it’s taking a week? What about if your baby has a heartbeat of just 4bpm not 170bpm, what if you are sick, tired, in pain, medically trained and aware you are going into septic shock. What if you need help urgently, to save your life, in the event of an impossible to save miscarriage… yeah, still no. That was how the young healthy dentist, Savita Halappanavar, died. Had she been given a termination, when she asked for it, with the entirely unsavable “missed miscarriage” she was having, she wouldn’t be dead now. When and only when, she was dying and after hours of legal meetings, could the hospital put an end to the retained matter causing the sepsis. It was, as we all know, too late. 12 years old? Raped? Pregnant? Tough. That was only earlier this year. A little girl of 12 forced into exile. And her rapist? We don’t know… but if he does ever get punished it will be 5-7 years. She and her parents, would face up to 14 years for procuring an abortion for her, if on Irish soil. Ever taken a pre-teen child through an airport? Imagine making that trip for that. It’s all very well and good if you have a passport and money… What if you don’t? Look up Michelle Hartes death for that. Or if you are a suicidal asylum seeker pregnant after gang rape? Yeah you can look that up too… they forced her to term then forced her to have a c-section. I don’t know if she survived beyond the birth, the baby was placed for adoption. I often wonder if she is ok, where is she, what happened to her. So you are anti-choice. You hate abortion, its icky and leaves you with a sense of wrongness… I hear you. I feel the same, to be fair… but arbitrary bans like Ireland and Malta (nowhere else in the western world) don’t work. Irish women travel in their thousands. They order abortion pills online. Or if they can’t, you don’t want to know what I know about coathangers, bleach, alcohol, stairs and so on. The 8th amendment isn’t saving lives, its ruining them. Your first consultation after you realise you need abortion should be with your GP or obstetrician… not with the local loan shark. Irish medics under the current laws aren’t even allowed to mention abortion. They can’t give you your notes or a letter to take, they can’t receive or make calls to the British, Dutch, or Spanish hospital that treat you. The message in Ireland is, don’t talk about it, even if you are desperately sick. You can theoretically get an abortion in Ireland if you are suicidal. In reality only 1 woman was granted that in 2016. You can theoretically get abortion (or just medical treatment which is risky for a foetus- like my own daughters epilepsy drugs) if there is a serious risk to your life. In reality that means you must be dying in that moment and furthermore, the hospital have to clear it with lawyers, which can take hours. You can be anti-choice if you like… but believe me, my foreign friend, if you were able to vote here you would be voting YES tomorrow, to repeal the law (the 8th amendment) which has caused misery to at least 200,000 Irish women, has killed an uncountable number and terrifies a good proportion of the rest. The 8th isn’t a anti-choice law, its religiously motivated barbarism. Misogyny on an industrial scale. It’s oppression and suffering… and it’s time is up.”

— Sarah Hannah Maguire

[gahdamnpunk]

Can you imagine the heat?? Badass af

[nordichealthnut]

How could you forget all the cool heavy metal ladies!? The metal scene of Botswana is NOT just a boys club

[sirikenobilegends-2005]

Anyone know any of the names of these individual’s groups? I love metal music and I’m always looking for new bands to listen to.

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

Wrust is my fave. Overthrust, Gunsmoke, and Demon are also good. 

PS in Botswana metal heads are called Marok, and lady metalheads call themselves Queens and give themselves badass nicknames like Phoenix Death Serpent.

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

I love them all. I love them.

[therevenantrising-deactivated20]

Pure badassery.

[deejay]

source

[blackberryshawty]

Anyway like I need my nicotine

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

And I need my oxygen

[mytwistedexperience]

Who the fuck needs their nicotine? Smokers are some of the most selfish people on the planet. They’re why I hate taking public transportation cause they’re always smoking around the bench where everywhere is waiting. They don’t care about forcing other people to smoke along with them. I have to move far away just to avoid the smoke unless I want to cough out my lungs.

And then they’ll sit next to you like that shit isn’t clinging to their clothes and almost as terrible as them smoking next to you.

[onlyblackgirl]

Mood.

[lasuccube]

I'm getting angry. No seriously. I've been smoking for a decade now -ever since dumb 11-years-old me thought stealing my dad's cigs to get back at him was a good idea. Yeah, we *need* nicotine. That's the whole point of an addiction, and quitting is really hard. However. Being a nicotine junkie does not prevent you from acting like a decent person. I keep reading the same shit : smoking near kids, in crowded public places, in closed rooms...

Don't fucking smoke next to non-smokers, it"s not that fucking hard to understand.

If i can move my easily-sick ass out in the rain or the snow to light up a cig, you definitely can move away and stop risking the health of bystanders. Be fucking decent.

[to-the-pine]

J'avais totalement oublié pourquoi je ne portais plus de lentilles, en deux mots : solution d'entretien.

Le produit devient vite onéreux si l'on souhaite utiliser un certain temps les lentilles souples, mon âme pleure lorsque je dois tremper mes lentilles dans le produit le soir venu.

Vous auriez une alternative écolo et pas chère mais qui est tout aussi antimicrobienne ?

[jefaiscequejepeux]

Avoir une bonne vue mdrrrr allez bye les bigleux

[to-the-pine]

[persephoniac]

La violence de cette réponse nous a tou-tes laissé-es choqué-es et déçu-es

[reproductivejusticeandliberty]

Holy crap! I have to agree that smokers are selfish af! One of my closest friend's father was(and still is =/) a big smoker and people back in HS would assume she was the one smoking at 15 because everyday she would come to school with her clothes smelling like cigarette smoke! And her father didn't give a damn either saying it was "her problem"! The problem luckily stopped after her mom divorced her father. To sum up, smoking rips you and your loved ones apart, so don't even think abt starting!

It’s a filthy, disgusting, polluting habit, and people who refuse to put their cigarettes away in public spaces are shit

-Kyoung

[lasuccube]

To all my fellow smokers : don't do that shit. Just because we're addicted doesn't mean we have to be callous jerks. Don't smoke inside public buildings. Don't smoke next to kids, non-smokers or pets. Open your fucking windows when you have people over. Quitting is hard, i know that, and while you probably should for health reasons, at the end of the day it's your business. No judgement here. But be a decent human being, and don't risk others' health for your own pleasure.

PS: all the above applies whether you smoke tobacco or MJ, but please be especially careful of where you put your stash. There's always a risk of kids playing with it, teens mistaking a joint for a cig, and worse -a pet eating some. Weed is especially toxic to cats and dogs, so be careful (and go to a vet immediately if there's an accident, your pet's life is at risk)

[antifemmsposts]

Female Privilege

Women get statistically lesser bonds than men.

Women are  46% less likely to be held in jail prior to a trial.

Women are 58% less likely to be sentenced to jail compared to men.

Women can engage in sex under the influence and not be labeled the rapist in the situation when the partner is also under the influence.

80% of children under 12 are placed in the mothers’ custody. 7% are placed in the fathers’ custody.

A woman has the legal power to steal a mans sperm and then sue him for child support.

A woman has the legal power to rape a man or underaged boy and sue him for child support.

A woman has the legal power to abort a fetus or give a child up for adoption without even telling the father.

In California a woman can declare a man to be the father of her child and he only gets 30 days to prove he is not.

A woman can sue a sperm donor for child support.

A woman who doesn’t want to be a mother can get an abortion or give a child up for adoption, and she can also get the government to force a man to support her child even if he wants nothing to do with them.

Females have reproductive rights, unlike men.

Society at large believes that only women can be victims of domestic violence despite evidence to the contrary.

Society at large believes that only women can be victims of rape despite evidence to the contrary.

Females have access to abuse shelters, unlike men.

Female victims of domestic violence are not laughed at for it.

Society doesn’t treat female rape and/or female rape victims as a joke.

Women are one third less likely to be a victim of homicide. (Men are 3.5 times more likely.)

Women are one fourth as likely to be homeless. (Men are 76% of the homeless population.)

Less likely to commit suicide. (Men are four times more likely.)

Standards are lowered for the sake of gender quotas, even for jobs that demand certain capabilities which are needed to save lives.

Women’s employment rate has gone up, compared to mens that have declined since 1956.

Women are less likely to be laid off during economic downturns.

People care when your gender faces gender-based discrimination.

Women are less likely to develop congenital, developmental, and mental disorders.

Doctors often will lie to your (male) spouse and force them to get your consent before they may get a vasectomy.

Any little inequality will be assumed to be discrimination, even when all evidence shows otherwise. (Like the earnings gap.)

Privilege is not having the attempts to address your genders issues faced with open hostility from universities, politicians, government entities, and well-funded organizations which ironically claim to fight for equality.

Homosexual women are one fifth less likely to be a victim of a hate crime.

Women are 8% of workplace fatalities. Men are 92%.

Men die from prostate cancer at 73% of the rate of men who die from breast cancer, but breast cancer got 2.3 times as much public funding in 2014.

It’s illegal to mutilate a females genitals in 30 countries. It’s illegal in every state in the United States.

Women are usually never drafted for war. (Only in four countries, compared to the 68 countries that draft men.)

A woman can easily ruin a man’s life by accusing him of rape.

Family courts are more biased in womens favor.

Female children are less likely to be victims of infanticide. (Male babies under the age of one were 58% more likely to be murdered in 2013.)

Female children are more likely to be adopted.

Women have outnumbered men in colleges since 1960, yet universities still treat them like oppressed minorities.

Women live five years longer than the average man.

[vote-deadpool4president-deactiv]

There are a lot of twisted facts or misclaims in this. Women do often get treated better by the judicial system though. When it comes to children, women are much more likely to get custody. This stems by the sexist (against men and women) belief that women are naturally more nurturing, an idea that is caused by society. Gender roles tell women that they are supposed to be the main parental figure while men are supposed to be the breadwinners, even from a young age (Playing with babydolls vs playing with legos). When it comes to children men definitely get the short end of the straw, even if the mother is incredibly incompetent. They also have more resources when it comes to rape and domestic violence. The idea that men don’t need resources is bullshit and needs to be changed.

Now then

“Female victims of domestic violence are not laughed at for it.”

That’s a lie. Victim blaming is a huge problem when it comes to domestic violence. Often women will get blamed for not just leaving.

Society doesn’t treat female rape and/or female rape victims as a joke.

Again, this is not true. Women are often blamed for what happened to them. People blame what they are wearing or say that they didn’t fight back hard enough. If the women is intoxicated, then it was her fault. A lot of men say that the woman was “asking for it,” even if she wasn’t at all. Female victims of sexual assault are often called derogatory names such as “slut.” 

Women are one third less likely to be a victim of homicide.

Women as victims are nearly twice as likely to be murdered in a multiple-victim incident, many of which involve a domestic homicide of a woman and her children at the hands of a husband/father. The reverse is true for multiple-offender homicides, wherein men are nearly twice as likely to be killed in situations such as gang warfare and violence associated with drug trafficking.

   Less likely to commit suicide.

This is heavily misleading. Women are roughly three times more likely to attempt suicide. The difference is that men are more likely to use firearms as their weapon, while women are more likely to try and poison themself. Men are more likely to have a successful suicide attempt, but women are more likely to attempt suicide.

Standards are lowered for the sake of gender quotas, even for jobs that demand certain capabilities which are needed to save lives.

“Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good" Also, men are four times more likely to get a promotion, even if a woman puts in more hours and gets more work done. This is backed by multiple studies.

http://www.reliableplant.com/Read/9307/study-women-say-y-need-to-work-harder-than-men

http://feminineleadershipacademy.net/do-women-really-have-to-work-harder-than-men-for-the-same-recognition/

Women’s employment rate has gone up, compared to mens that have declined since 1956.

This sounds very entitled. Like, does this not sound like self entitlement to anyone else? Men’s employment has gone down, because now women are being hired. Why do men deserve those jobs more than women? Because you had them first? That’s bullshit.

Women are less likely to be laid off during economic downturns.

“82 percent of the job losses have befallen men, who are heavily represented in distressed industries like manufacturing and construction. Women tend to be employed in areas like education and health care, which are less sensitive to economic ups and downs, and in jobs that allow more time for child care and other domestic work.”

People care when your gender faces gender-based discrimination.

First of all, by “people” you must mean women. Also, it’s because women experience it more often, and the discrimination is normally much more harmful.

Women are less likely to develop congenital, developmental, and mental disorders.

Women are up to 40% more likely than men to develop mental health conditions. Also, until recent years psychologists were unaware that females experience autism and ADHD in a different way than males. Men were more likely to be diagnosed with autism and ADHD, but women are just as likely to have it. 

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2013/may/22/women-men-mental-illness-study

Any little inequality will be assumed to be discrimination, even when all evidence shows otherwise. (Like the earnings gap.)

This is just straight up bullshit. 

https://www.aauw.org/research/the-simple-truth-about-the-gender-pay-gap/

https://iwpr.org/publications/five-ways-to-win-an-argument-about-the-gender-wage-gap/

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/no-the-gender-pay-gap-isnt-a-myth-and-heres-why_us_5703cb8de4b0a06d5806e03f

Need I go on?

Privilege is not having the attempts to address your genders issues faced with open hostility from universities, politicians, government entities, and well-funded organizations which ironically claim to fight for equality.

I don’t know where this guy lives, but has he looked at the man to woman ratio in the current US government? Politicians and government entities don’t give a single fuck about women’s rights. Also, I’m not sure what university he goes to, but there are a shit ton that cater to men. “Genders issues faced” by women at universities are rape, yet I don’t see many colleges catering to women on that. Another also, equality organizations are trying to tackle women’s issues before they get to men’s issues, since women currently face more discrimination than men. These foundations are trying to help women, so of course men say, “but what about me?”

Homosexual women are one fifth less likely to be a victim of a hate crime.

This doesn’t take a lot of things into account. Women are more likely to show platonic affection in public (hugging, cuddling, etc), so strangers may not know if two women are dating. Like, I lay my head on my friends’ laps out in public all the time. People don’t see that and immediately think we’re together. 

Women are 8% of workplace fatalities. Men are 92%.

Women are less likely to work dangerous jobs. Men are more likely to work jobs such as construction, so of course they’re more likely to get hurt. If women were the ones cutting down trees and cleaning the windows on a twenty story building, then chances are they would account for more fatalities. Men are the ones signing up for the dangerous jobs though. That’s their decision.

Men die from prostate cancer at 73% of the rate of men who die from breast cancer, but breast cancer got 2.3 times as much public funding in 2014.

Breast cancer is twice as common as prostate cancer. Also, breast cancer is the second-leading cause of cancer deaths among women while prostate cancer is the third-leading cause of cancer death among men.

Women are usually never drafted for war. 

That’s because women are seen as physically weaker and less capable. That’s a sexist thing, not a privilege thing. For a long time women weren’t even allowed to fight in the war. Hell, women weren’t even allowed in the workforce until men got drafted during World War II. You really just used an example as sexism as an attempt at painting women as privileged.

A woman can easily ruin a man’s life by accusing him of rape.

A man can even more easily ruin a woman’s life by raping her. Now guess which one is more common. Also, men often face little no consequences for sexual assault. If they’re popular the woman may even get called a liar.

Female children are less likely to be victims of infanticide. (Male babies under the age of one were 58% more likely to be murdered in 2013.)

I don’t know what your sources are, but here’s mine. 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/ethics/abortion/medical/infanticide_1.shtml

https://www.economist.com/node/15606229

https://www.protectourgirls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/sexselectionfactsheet.pdf

Women have outnumbered men in colleges since 1960, yet universities still treat them like oppressed minorities.

Women apply to colleges more often than men. Women also need a degree to get a job more than men. Women tend to earn higher grades and drop out less frequently than men. Also, men are more likely to enter the military or start working full-time right after high school. Universities still “treat them like oppressed minorities” because they’re still sexually harassed on campus. Do you have any idea how many of my friends have been catcalled on campus? Men can walk around campus at night with their only fear being getting mugged. Women can’t walk around at night without fearing sexual assault. Maybe universities will stop “treating them like oppressed minorities” when men stop treating us like sexual objects.

Women live five years longer than the average man.

That really doesn’t seem like privilege at all? The older you get, the more health problems you get. Those last five years are spent as a widow with serious health problems. Women are also more likely to get alzheimer’s and dementia. Are men privileged for dying with their memories intact? 

It’s illegal to mutilate a females genitals in 30 countries. It’s illegal in every state in the United States.

I had to save this one for last. I just…I fucking can’t. This is what female privilege is?! Not being in a country where female genital mutilation is legal?!

[bifacts]

Fact: Most bisexuals are deeply religious but in the sense that they usually believe themselves to be gods. It is recommended you do not argue this point.

[antifasteve]

tony: i dont go down on women but i expect them to suck my dick and thats how KINGS live

thor a feminist:

[stanleyraymondkowalski]

this is fake news don’t EVER disrespect pepper like this

[fugayyyku]

Didn’t he, like, canonically get pegged by gamora too lmaooooooo

[smoogieboogie]

Yes

[rescueironman-deactivated201909]

Wait this was pegging? I HAD NO IDEA LIKE I WAS SO INTO THIS TONY GAMORA PANEL ALREADY AND NOW IT IS LIKE 5000000000000000 TIMES BETTER. AJSKALAKKAKAA.

[starkrevolution]

I saw this and went: “Hang on now… I remember reading that. I did NOT think they were pegging.” Then I dug it out and had a closer look:

Panel two, bottom left corner — that is definitely a strap-on harness. This whole thing makes so much more sense now. I cannot believe I didn’t see that before.

Damn Gamora. Fierce.

[goawfma]

this is how you fight capitalism

[opuntialiberacion-deactivated20]

This IS a good strategy, and maybe SHOULD be considered in other cases, but we definitely can not have an attitude that ‘Strikes are the GOOD kind when they continue to provide me service and/or don’t inconvenience me at all’ or say ‘Now THIS is how you fight Capitalism!’--because I promise you that most strikes are NOT GOING TO BE CONVENIENT FOR CONSUMERS/CUSTOMERS, that is a reality we’re going to have to get used to and be prepared to deal with if we want people to show solidarity towards workers fighting against exploitation from their bosses. 

The point in solidarity is that we’re all in this together and support each other, not just when its convenient to us.

[lasuccube]

It's fucking outlawed in France. If anyone wants to complain about the SNCF strike messing up their schedule, please focus your efforts on changing the damn law instead.

[theambassadorposts]

This is a beautiful thing to spread.

[justsomeantifas]

call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.

[robobun]

@ everyone in the notes talking about physical performance: if that were the case, then sports would be divided by physical performance. that’s a thing you can measure. that’s a thing that varies by individual. a weak man and a strong man would be an unfair fight in boxing/wrestling/MMA, which is why they divide those sports up into weight groups based on physical performance. but they also further segregate them based on gender. chess is segregated by gender for no reason but sexism. if it’s actually about skill and physical ability, then measure those and separate people by those metrics. don’t do some bullshit gender segregation and pretend like men and women are inherently on different levels no matter their individual abilities.

[justsomeantifas]

💅

[aggrokawaii]

Remember that time a teenage girl struck out Babe Ruth? That’s fucking why. Men are afraid of being beaten by women.

[amuseoffyre]

Remember that time male swimmers were pulled out of training because Kate Ledecky was leaving them ‘broken’ by swimming better than them? Remember how she didn’t even notice, because she was busy actually training?

[notanadult]

Shooting is a sport that has no reliance on strength and so any allowance for gender variation is irrelevant. The last time there was a mixed competition (1992) a chinese woman named Zhang Shan won it.

[murderxbaby-deactivated20190102]

It’s often presented as for the benefit of women. After all, they’ll be heartbroken when they‘re hurt or bested by men.

Projection is a hell of a drug. 

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

oh my god, antis are fucking reporting ao3 to the fbi apparently?? these people really just have no concept of how much they’re not helping do they, holy SHIT

[just-antithings]

WHAT

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

:)))))))))))))))))))

[just-antithings]

[theassholeantiarchive]

Yes do report to FBI about people writing about fiction 

[crumbummer]

Uhh…can’t you get in legal trouble for a report to the FBI for that? And if the person making the report is a child, aren’t the parents to be held legally responsible?

[theassholeantiarchive]

Yep, it’s a first degree misdemeanor. Those found guilty of false reporting can spend up to a year in jail and have a fine of $1,000. For minors, they’d most likely be put in juvenile corrections and their parents would have to pay the fine.

-Mod Birb

[professorclueless]

So it’s basically just weeding gout the people dumb enough to do this without actually having to talk them out of being dumb

[nuttyrabbit]

Tag filters exist for a reason jesus Christ these people are fucking dumb

[kira-the-cat]

>It’ll make space for a better platform for fanfic to pop up

You absolute dingleberries. AO3 is the better platform. Or would you rather deal with the draconian shit FFN pulls? Does no one remember when FFN pulled this EXACT SHIT by scrubbing the site of literally everything higher than a T rating? Does no one remember how you couldn’t post anything slightly questionable because “THINK OF THE CHILDREN WHO USE THIS SITE!”. Remember the trolls? The general lack of organization? Do you fuckers wanna go back to that? Because I sure as hell don’t. And while I realize that things like Wattpad, Quizilla, and LiveJournal exist they pale in comparison to AO3′s tagging system. Also real class act trying to take down a nonprofit site. What these nutbags fail to realize is that if they do manage to get the site down, which will not happen I guarantee because the FBI is never going to take this seriously because Fiction is not fucking Reality, that there goes all the fanfiction they do wanna read. The lack of self awareness is staggering.

[nuttyrabbit]

I doubt these people are old enough to remember when it was FF.net or fuck all else. You wanna talk about bad shit, fucking FFN HAD no tag filters, or tags period. All you got was a shit summary, possibly any pairings that would show up (2 of them at BEST), a rating, and a vague genre. That’s it. So all the shit they find squeamish that they want gone, that you can easily filter on AO3, you couldn’t on FFN. 

AO3 WAS LITERALLY MADE FOR THESE PEOPLE AND THEY’RE STILL NOT SATISFIED

[lord-kitschener]

That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho

[curseworm]

i dont want to live anymore

[eazzy--pink]

Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.

[boy-obsesed-barbie]

If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…

[androxibot-deactivated20190428]

I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me

[brookietf]

LMAO

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

S I N

[raedmagdon]

IF I HAVE TO SEEE THIS HORROR SO DO YOU.

DON’T NOBODY EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SMUT AGAIN.

[garrettauthor]

I guess we’re all spreading the fucking misery today.

[lasuccube]

Share the pain. This is why cis straight men need to be forced away from litterature.

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Infinity War Spoilers in the below fic

The Asgardian ship is ripped open and shredded, its cries of distress unheeded this far out into space. The people lying inside are broken, bloodied, and vanquished.

Thanos has won. He’s recovered the space gem and the last lives of Asgard lie at his feet. His lip curls as the dark-hared prince, Loki, makes his vow of fealty as if Thanos would ever believe the words of a liesmith.

His disbelief is validated when Loki lunges for his throat, conjured dagger stopped easily by his gauntlet. Thanos throws the god back without touching him, just enough that he’s off balance and goes for his throat.

His hand goes right through the smaller being’s neck like he’s not even there.

“Oh, terribly sorry,” Loki says, mouth curling up until a smile is stretched across his face. It’s not a pleasant smile. “Were you expecting me to actually be stupid enough to  be here still? I’ve been strangled, not entirely pleasant. Thank you so much for being so gullible as to believe I’d actually allow your ilk to have free reign after recent events.”

“He’s not here,” Thanos says to his children, teeth grinding. He looks to his gauntlet and is not surprised to see the space gem crack and disintegrate. He roars. “Find him!”

“You can certainly try,” Loki tells him. All around them, the bodies are flickering out of view. The golden-eyed Asgardian disappears last, leaving the jagged ruins of the ship behind. “Keep in mind that Asgard is notorious for its cloaking technology and that we have alliances all over this galaxy. Lots of places to go after our population was rather severely depleted.”

“You can not hide from me,” Thanos tells the projection. He looms over it. “I admire the attempt.”

“We’re not hiding,” Loki says, a mean glint in his eye. “Not after what you did to me. Not after what you tried to do today. We’ll be seeing you soon.” Loki’s head cocks. “My brother would like to say hello.”

“Your…?” Thanos turns to the gaping hole in the ship’s side that leads to a broadside view of his own vessel. As he watches, lightning races across the surface, primarily concentrated in the bridge.

The glass and metal of the bridge explode under the blue lightning, fire quickly snuffed out by the vacuum of space. A small, golden figure piloting a small pod jets past, hull still sparking.

“Get fucked!” Thor, Prince of Asgard shouts just loud enough that Thanos can hear it. In another blink, his ship is gone, speeding off into the vast emptiness of space.

“I don’t want to go,” Loki says, brow pinched in faux concern as his legs begin to flake and dissipate. “And yet…ta ta.” He disappears entirely.

Thanos bellows his fury to the heavens. Not a single Asgardian is around to hear it.

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French Lesbian Movies

I’m trying to compile a list of good french movies with wlw, and i fell disgustingly short. Please add some !

Mystère à la Tour Eiffel : a murder mystery involving the Eiffel Tower architects, with the recently divorced protagonist falling for a black lesbian working for a magician. Touches on abuse in mental asylums, period typical sexism and homophobia, as well as casual racism.

Huit Femmes : another murder mystery set in the 40s, but with unexpected songs and dances. I can’t spoil the lesbian relationships but please note i used plural. It was designed as a somewhat goofy theater performance, and it shows, but it heavily deals with racism, classism, homophobia and period-typical sexism. Implies sexual abuse.

Bye Bye Blondie : a lesbian adaptationof the Virginie Despentes book in which Frances, a tv host faking an heterosexual relationship, tries to reconnect with her ex Gloria, an hardened and bitter punk who never quite forgave her for their teenage break-up. A pretty good movie for french punk lovers and wlw in general.

Please add more !

[kafkawave]

My time to shine, I guess !

La vie d’Adèle/Blue is the warmest color : I mean, it obviously came to my mind but I don’t like it very much and everyone already knows about it.

Naissance des Pieuvres/Water Lillies : a teenager learns about her sexuality when she falls in love with a friend. A lot of swimming is involved. Directed by a woman.

Les adieux à la Reine/Farewell My Queen : the relationship between Marie Antoinette and one of her readers and confidentes during the French Revolution. 

Les Chansons d’Amour/Love Songs : if you like disgustingly sad and sappy musicals, this one is for you. It involves a poly relationship, so I guess there’s that. Warning though : the wlw relationship is not the main relationship of the movie and it doesn’t really end well, so…

La Belle Saison/Summertime : a young woman moves out of her parents’ house, learns about women’s rights and also is a lesbian. Directed by a woman.

Violette : about the relationship between Violette Le Duc and Simone de Beauvoir. Emmanuelle Devos is always such a grand actress.

Special Mention ! Les filles du Botaniste/The Chinese Botanist’s Daughter : technically it was only produced by french people, and is set in China. But I love it so much that I need to include it in the list. It sadly doesn’t end well AT ALL, but is so aesthetically pleasing.. An excellent Chinese botanist decides to take on a student to help him as he’s growing older, and this student is getting closer and closer to his daughter. 

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Embrasse-Moi ! / Just Kiss Me! (2017) : A very cute wlw romantic comedy which ENDS WELL and where the humor lays in the situations, not the queer nature of the relationship itself. Main character is a lovely Butch, a little bit fuckboi-ish, and her love interest is a beautiful Lipstick Lesbian. Lots of diversity among the secondary characters, both in ethnicity and social orientation. Also, no allusion to homophobia (except one single scene, no big deal) and globally very funny!!

[1000storyideas]

Ambient sounds for writers

Find the right place to write your novel… 

Nature

Arctic ocean

Blizzard in village

Blizzard in pine forest

Blizzard from cave

Blizzard in road

Beach

Cave

Ocean storm

Ocean rocks with rain

River campfire

Forest in the morning

Forest at night

Forest creek

Rainforest creek

Rain on roof window

Rain on tarp tent

Rain on metal roof

Rain on window

Rain on pool

Rain on car at night

Seaside storm

Swamp at night

Sandstorm

Thunderstorm

Underwater

Wasteland

Winter creek

Winter wind

Winter wind in forest

Howling wind

Places

Barn with rain

Coffee shop

Restaurant with costumers

Restaurant with few costumers

Factory

Highway

Garden

Garden with pond and waterfall

Fireplace in log living room

Office 

Call center

Street market

Study room from victorian house with rain

Trailer with rain

Tent with rain

Jacuzzi with rain

Temple

Temple in afternoon

Server room

Fishing dock

Windmill

War

Fictional places

Chloe’s room (Life is Strange)

Blackwell dorm (Life is Strange)

Two Whales Diner (Life is Strange)

Star Wars apartment (Star Wars)

Star Wars penthouse (Star Wars)

Tatooine (Star Wars)

Coruscant with rain (Star Wars)

Yoda’s hut with rain ( Star Wars)

Luke’s home (Star Wars)

Death Star hangar (Star wars)

Blade Runner city (Blade Runner)

Askaban prison (Harry Potter)

Hogwarts library with rain (Harry Potter)

Ravenclaw tower (Harry Potter)

Hufflepuff common room (Harry Potter)

Slytherin common room (Harry Potter)

Gryffindor common room (Harry Potter)

Hagrid’s hut (Harry Potter)

Hobbit-hole house (The Hobbit)

Diamond City (Fallout 4)

Cloud City beach (Bioshock)

Founding Fathers Garden (Bioshock)

Things

Dishwasher

Washing machine

Fireplace

Transportation

Boat engine room

Cruising boat

Train ride

Train ride in the rain

Train station

Plane trip

Private jet cabin

Airplane cabin

Airport lobby

First class jet

Sailboat

Submarine

Historical

Fireplace in medieval tavern

Medieval town

Medieval docks

Medieval city

Pirate ship in tropical port

Ship on rough sea

Ship cabin

Ship sleeping quarter

Titanic first class dining room

Old west saloon

Sci-fi

Spaceship bedroom

Space station

Cyberpunk tearoom

Cyberpunk street with rain

Futuristic server room

Futuristic apartment with typing

Futuristic rooftop garden 

Steampunk balcony rain

Post-apocalyptic

Harbor with rain

City with rain

City ruins turned swamp

Rusty sewers

Train station

Lighthouse

Horror

Haunted mansion

Haunted road to tavern

Halloween

Stormy night

Asylum

Creepy forest

Cornfield

World

New York

Paris

Paris bistro

Tokyo street

Chinese hotel lobby

Asian street at nightfall

Asian night market

Cantonese restaurant

Coffee shop in Japan

Coffee shop in Paris

Coffee shop in Korea

British library

Trips, rides and walkings

Trondheim - Bodø

Amsterdam - Brussels

Glasgow - Edinburgh

Oxford - Marylebone

Seoul - Busan

Gangneung - Yeongju

Hiroshima

Tokyo metro

Osaka - Kyoto

Osaka - Kobe

London

São Paulo

Seoul

Tokyo

Bangkok

Ho Chi Minh (Saigon)

Alps

New York

Hong Kong

Taipei

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This helps if you’re drawing too!

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I’m sure there is some inspiration in one of these, but this is a great masterlist! 

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This is perfect

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This isn’t just for writing! I’ve used several of these when working on homework or studying for exams. If having absolute silence bothers you, or makes it hard for you to concentrated like it does for me, please check some of these out!

[motherbychoice]

Hey mom! I was wondering if you or your followers have exoerience eith various types of BC? If they do and they're comfortable with their experiences to dm because im looking for primary sources vefore I talk to a dr about it. Thank you!

Followers?

I have been on the pill and had Mirena. I had some problems with Mirena in the end but for a while it was great. No real issues for me on the pill.

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My DMs dont't seem to work so..

I was on the pill for three years (regular then microdosed when i found out i was Factor V Leiden deficient, make sure you get tested for that before taking any hormonal BC), i gained 10kg and an out-of-control menstrual cycle, and it didn't do much for the pain. I've had an implant for the past five years, the first was kind of weird (really irregular cycle, a bit of a weight-gain) but after that the pain was greatly reduced and i barely bleed anymore. I do have several concerns about it worsening my depression, and possibly causing dryness (? Hope you get what i mean, not sure how you word that in english, sorry ), but i haven't received medical confirmation yet.

Hope that helps ! (I didn't include the brand names since french ones might be different but i can look them up if needs be)