spin it around and back it on up

irene. twenty something. i like people, places, and things.

[biglawbear]

Infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters will not, apparently, write Shakespeare. They will write a homoerotic 1973 mafia film by Martin Scorsese.

[dailyabbottelementary]

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY S02E08 — Egg Drop

[droo216]

my biggest issue with goncharov (1973) is that now every time i see any post in which i don’t immediately recognize the movie, i now think it’s goncharov (1973)

[ahagisborn]

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

[kropotkindersurprise]

January 20 2017 - Alt-right leader/fascist Richard Spencer gets punched in the face at Trump’s inauguration in Washington DC. [video]

[kropotkindersurprise]

It’s almost that time of year again!

[sandandglass]

John Lewis on The Daily Show

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

John Boyega at Hyde Park demonstration #BlackLivesMattter

[eggsaladstain]

actual footage of my brain overthinking everything

[twodotsknowwhy]

Reminder that Rahul is a literal nuclear physicist

[theladyragnell]

Three true statements:

1. There should be a reboot of The Nanny.

2. John Cho should play Maxwell Sheffield, Broadway Producer.

3. He should say “Lin-Manuel Miranda” in exactly the same tone that the original Maxwell Sheffield uses to say “Andrew Lloyd Webber.”

[captainevans]

[everythingfox]

Big zen

[emmy4keri]

never knew this was something i needed

[whatagrump]

fleabag is very good

[bob-belcher]

[endmyreign]

[closet-keys]

I’m so far beyond ever humoring a discussion about the right to abortion that it’s sometimes jarring when people bring it up as a controversial topic. Like damn, bodily autonomy & consent are such baseline values I literally can’t even imagine debating with someone to defend them at this point. I can never legitimize “the state should override your basic bodily autonomy and right to withdraw consent” as a valid political opinion worthy of debate and understanding. 

[glumshoe]

preferred role in bed? 😉

oh you know I’ve always kind of wanted to play Hamlet

[lemonskittlesofficial]

reminded me of this:

[onlyjimfromit-deactivated201608]

I intend on cosplaying Kuzco this summer, and I innocently googled “llama costume” and I feel like a whole new world has opened up before me. What a time to be alive.

[milkvat3]

Have you ever cried bc of a llama in a lobster costume bc i have and i dont want to be alone in this