Laughing Internally

[enki2]

[omtai]

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[unaloid]

the lion does not concern herself with papa

[tiktaalic]

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[loveletters2myself]

source? it was revealed during my nature walk.

[javascrypt]

you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of

[inthesensethat]

[oneheadtoanother]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[longseasons]

all these excellent books come from some random penguins house?

[raylangivins]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Hope for the democratic party?

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

"Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor."

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

"What even is a war? Like isn't it illegal to kill people?"

-This girl

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

They are both right

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[probuccalfat]

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

[probuccalfat]

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

[frontmansdefender]

[zeusfuckedmymom]

“Circe?”

“Yes Odysseus?”

“Where’s my crew?”

[oviids]

i’m screaming Xena caused the Ides of March

[caparrucia]

God FORBID women do anything!