We Are All Mad Here

Madness

[neenarchive]

'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

[inloveandfear-deactivated202505]

the number 87 kinda looks like a plague doctor

[plaguedocboi]

You’ve just changed the fucking game

[h-medicinalis]

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[gmos]

my mom telling my distant relatives about me

[laughingwithdeath]

Tagged by @engardebitch to list my top 10 songs in this moment.

1. ieuD - igorrr

2. Deutschland - Rammsteinn

3. I Like Boys - Todrick Hall

4. Ba$$in - Yelle

5. Houmous - igorr

6. Rotisserie - Yung Gravy & bbno$

7. Zenit - Onuka

8. Хочу тибя любицца - Super Zhorik

9. Opus Brain - igorrr

10. Moskau - Dschinghis Khan

Tagging @miki-spazz @kimjongdaeyum @the-flajita

[ilexvici]

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

[startrekrenegades]

[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]

[lotr-shitposts]

[pati79]

OMG

[crasybirdlady]

I have no idea what the h… this is. But OMFG I had to share.

[runwithskizzers]

C R Y I N G

[bexfellcry]

@goldnephil

[thoodleoo]

if you needed proof that i’m really not cut out for the casual environment of teaching from my living room, just know that today i almost ruined a 20 minute long video i was recording about romano-british culture because i almost said “this dude fucks” while talking about the bitchin outfits worn by british chieftains

[thoodleoo]

in my defense look at this dude! the level of ‘this dude fucks’ here is off the charts

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

oh this dude does fuck

[archaeos]

I spent two years at a top university, was taught by some of the finest modern archaeologists, and THIS is what I learned. 

[eury-dice]

One of the cutest creatures you can find in a medieval bestiary.

[furiousgoldfish]

one rational braincell: there can be more than one task done during the day

all other braincells: you know what, now it’s zero

[shinelikethunder]

tired: the Grail romances, the Divine Comedy, and most of Shakespeare technically qualify as fanfiction

wired: none of these things are fanfiction because fanfiction is the act of telling stories that legally belong to someone else, which can only exist a society sick enough to decide every story has one (1) owner and lock its entire culture behind glass walls that say “look but don’t touch.”

people have always touched. fanfiction is when you touch anyway. the existence of the anyway is inherent in the definition, and the ways people do it are different when it’s illegitimized, dubiously legal, and forced semi-underground. fanfiction is the subculture that emerged from copyright law’s enclosure of culture, which makes it the weird sibling rather than the superset of other shared storytelling traditions.

[helimir]

I think the reason why Tolkien keeps referring to “the bow of Legolas” and “the voice of Legolas” and “the arrows of Legolas” is that he doesn’t want to write “Legolas’s”

[wordsofdiana]

The is the truest truth I have ever reblogged.

[hotvampireadjacent]

bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

[antigone-lesbian]

im summoning the hoes fool

[peytontown]

[theprofessional-amateur-deactiv]

The book I’m reading on medical history is wild y’all.

(The Royal Art of Poison by Eleanor Herman)

[theprofessional-amateur-deactiv]

Fuck it, this is just going to be a compilation of my favorite facts I stumble across when reading nonfiction.

(Witches, Sluts, Feminists by Kristen J. Sollée)

[theprofessional-amateur-deactiv]

You heard it here folks! Beaver testicles rubbed on your forehead made an effective antidote to idiocy!

(Gotham: a history of New York City to 1898 by Edwin G. Burrows and Mike Wallace)

[theprofessional-amateur-deactiv]

This is exactly how I imagined someone promoting cocaine and coca leaves for health purposes would sound.

(Wicked Plants: the weed that killed Lincoln’s mother and other botanical atrocities by Amy Stewart)

[sadhoc]

bastard’s degree

[sadhoc]

bastard of sciences

[laboradorescence]

motherfucker of arts

[slab-o-meat]

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

[amongthespaghetti]

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head