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(She/her) 24yrs - currently obsessed with Pokemon, The Owl House, Dead End Paranormal Park, Heartstopper, Bee and Puppycat, Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies, and Nimona

[butchious]

three horsemen of the apocalypse

[butchious]

famine transitioned

[butchious]

she's transfaminene

[brandirecognition]

shadow at home

[arduennadubaidivorce]

Sometimes I need to take a moment to consider the Loumand fight. Armand was able to brush off 'you were sexually abused as a child and that's why you're a bitch bottom now' but the grade school insult 'you're boring' (said by someone off his head on coke) is what sends him into a week long torture spiral? No one does it like him. ❤️

[alernun]

Because he loved his abuser (sad but true keyboard warriors) and he knows he's not a little bitch. But he fears he is boring.

[candyje11yfish]

something about ladders. I own ten guns!!!!🌲🌲

[hydro-homies]

[godtiermeme]

UPDATE: I told this to my dad and he almost threw his tablet across the room

[666jevil]

🤨!?

[valkugo]

[metaphoricallyrose]

Support group

[auntiesuze]

And just like that, the feed returns to normal, as if the BooooOoooooping never happened. Was it a dream? Just a fevered Hallooween delusion? I guess we'll never know....

[gigizetz]

TRICK OR TREAT EXCEPT THAT IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY TREAT ILL KILL A MIMIKYU 🤜🔪

HOW DARE YOU

alright but this is the last one

[nattousan]

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

[nattousan]

i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw

[nattousan]

damn, tumblr says my art is ass and trans people is eye strain so no blaze for me :\

it'd be a shame if this...

blazed the old fashion way...

[lmnrrtt]

always everyone else’s fault

[gravegospel]

hey give birds antlers

[hideki16seiyuu]

But what if they get stuck in the trees

[gravegospel]

alright but they could also use it as camouflage and blend in with the tree

[trans-doll]

What if they landed on each other’s antlers

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

stack em

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

@wishem

[wishem]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i keep presenting you with cursed concepts and you keep drawing them in friendly, pleasant ways, this is blasphemy 

[tyrrellius-blog]

Imagine if you picked one up from its antlers, like some birb-on-a-stick

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Utterly fantastic

[liquidlikecats]

Birds with antlers you say? Have a class doodle

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the ones on top are its babies

[petermorwood]

Here’s some art by Munwie on Deviantart:

Meanwhile, this is an obvious reason why Viking helmets didn’t have horns.

Going into battle wearing handlebars for the opponent to play with is a Bad Idea. That didn’t stop other cultures (Indo-Persian, Japanese) from doing so, but Vikings? NO.

The origin of the Nordic Horned Helmet is actually known: they first appeared in C.E. Doepler’s costume designs for Wagner’s “Ring Cycle” operas.

In 1876.

Incidentally, calling mail armour “chain-mail” first happened in the novel “The Fortunes of Nigel” by Sir Walter Scott.

In 1822.

Something similar has happened with the word “longsword”, which only came into general HEMA use for what had previously been “hand-and-a-half” or “bastard” swords about 20 years ago; even then the first time I saw it (in “Medieval Swordsmanship” © 1998 by John Clements) it was two words with a hyphen: “long-sword”.

As a single word it’s been part of the fantasy fiction arsenal since the mid-1970s, for example in C.J. Cherryh’s “Gate of Ivrel” © 1977, I used it in “The Horse Lord” © 1983, and I’m sure a search through very early D&D manual could place it even earlier.

Longsword is certainly a handier term than the alternatives, but IIRC even “hand-and-a-half sword” is no older than Victorian. In the Middle Ages a sword was usually just “a sword”; it was very inconsiderate of them not to think of later generations who might like to label things with a bit more exactitude…

Not all Munwie’s Deviantart birds are corvids, and not all are sinister…

…though you might have second thoughts about that if you know anything about the lifestyle of the European Robin.

They’re ferociously territorial, their usual song translates as “Get Off My Lawn Or I Will Kill You With Death”, and we’re grateful the two pairs in our garden are the size they are and not as big as e.g. tyrannosaur turkeys.

Which having written it is a mental image I really didn’t need…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

LONGSWORDS ARE CALLED BASTARD SWORDS PASS IT ON

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

@serialreblogger

[serialreblogger]

this post has EVERYTHING

[gallusrostromegalus]

I have a personal theory about the Costume Horned Helmets:

Exhibit A:  Mead Horn

Ehbit B: Beer Hat

[daily-spooky]

[wombrion]

[artsymeeshee]

Some huuuugs! :’D

[mroddmod]

rough seas