remembering that octopus brains are donut shaped cause their esophagus goes thru the middle of their head and sometimes they die from brain damage from meal too big, and saying a long prayer before bed every night that if something like that happens to me i will be able to handle it gracefully
now i lay me down to sleep
i pray the lord my soul to keep
and hope my brain does not explode
from lunch or dinner overload
but if i die from eating good
i know the haters wish they could
and every day i thank my god
i was not born a cephalopod
and as we all know most prayer is silent so while there are no further words it continues for twelve minutes or so
oh excellent I needed a warmup exercise, thank you!
I haven’t posted in fucking ages but I spat my drink out at this. What a fucking masterpiece
