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being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

snirtles

little known fact, but when fyodor dostoevsky wrote "and your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing" he was actually talking about merlin from the BBC show Merlin (2008-2012)

ourdarling

insane shit happening over on uquiz right now

teamroscoes

Vozinha 🐐 of Cape Verde against Spain [score : 0-0] | World Cup 2026

conspiracydawg

sight I saw in san francisco, twice: gaggle of tiny children leashed together being herded along, everyone in hi-vis

mikkeneko

i can never fully embrace soccer because i can’t respect a sport where flopping is considered a legitimate strategy

#are you not embarrassed you’re rolling on the ground in fake agony #and pop up 45 seconds later when you don’t get a call

i am furious, but i am sailing

anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

ohholydyke

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

amorphousgenderlesscryptid

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

expressions-of-nature

by Uldis

phantomrose96

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

phantomrose96

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

nextlevelsmp3

pinkbabyyy-2233

What a fucking run. Bravo Cape Verde 👏🏻

pmamtraveller

finishingschoolbooks

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…