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[maichan808]

My gif-making skills are rusty, but I MADE A THING 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[valtsv]

WHAT DID RYAN GOSLING DO TO THAT ROCK

[kickassmemes1]

[tsunderrated]

me and my sibling

[tsunderrated]

One of the funniest things of all time is tumblr nuking the perfectly safe picture of oreimo I posted here

[neverwonderneverremember]

turning a big dial labeled "victim" on one end and "perpetrator" on the other back and forth and constantly looking back at the audience for approval

[katsukikitten]

I saw two deer in my yard last night and a crane fly over the lake. I was made to admire the beauty of nature not the harsh blue light of imaginary numbers

[larvamars]

It's my birthday so I tied him up

[dailycatsblog]

[mockva]

[lurker-lenore]

I am deeply uncomfortable with this man's corner

[cogentsummoner]

the paranoia my old job instilled in me of being monitored all the time has me googling shit like "do normal people goof off on their work computers" and "can IT see what im doing on my (personal) phone if im connected to work wifi"

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Mothers Day is a weird holiday founded by a woman who eventually tried to get Mothers Day canceled because she found its commercialization gross.

WELL SORRY ANNA JARVIS BUT I MADE A GIFT BOX THAT IS A GENDER-NEUTRAL CARE PACKAGE FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE CHOCOLATE AND CANDLES AND TEA. YOU CAN GIVE IT TO YOUR MOM OR TO YOUR BUDDY OR TO YOUR AGENDER NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR WHO IS KINDA CUTE BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE A DEAL OUT OF IT.

It's $50 and all the proceeds go to support the Maternal Center of Excellence in Sierra Leone's Kono District. Get a great gift while also supporting critical maternal and neonatal care.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

[ampervadasz]

[bumblebeerror]

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

[roach-works]

im a fan of the moment where the husky is like 'wait you're not authorized to do that' and the collie is like 'THE FUCK IM NOT'

[spacelazarwolf]

unstoppable force (border collie) vs immovable object (husky)

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

[justintaco]

[eyestrain-addict]

[heaven011]

[rococo-the-clown]

Can't quite cope with how much this looks like me and my dad

[rococo-the-clown]

It begins

[rococo-the-clown]

Photo credit to the exceeding bemused sound technician we bribed with two cans of Carlsberg to permit us access to his gazebo.

[puppygirllaika]

at some point in your life you are going to do or say something racist, sexist, or otherwise bigoted. Your goal is not perfection, your goal is to be the kind of person that the people you've hurt feel safe being honest with when that happens.

[echokelly]

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t c tg tat' t g a "c ". t tg ag. a.

Closest match: Halichoeres bivittatus genome assembly, chromosome: 3 Common name: Slippery Dick

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