My gender except it's much more confusing and I refuse to elaborate
Monterey Bay Aquarium

oozey mess
d e v o n
will byers stan first human second
wallacepolsom
Sade Olutola

Discoholic šŖ©
NASA
Three Goblin Art

titsay
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
I'd rather be in outer space šø
KIROKAZE
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Jules of Nature

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@occasional-owl
My gender except it's much more confusing and I refuse to elaborate
Reblog and name the one movie youāre most likely to turn to if youāre having the worst time of your life, in the tags
the thing about "no one is talking about this!" posts is that at best they are weird guilt trips trying to make you feel personally responsible for the fact that you haven't heard about one specific thing happening that no one has mentioned to you. at worst they are just wrong because the op turns out to have no idea what people are talking about because they've never listened to another person in their life. either way I am not reblogging that
āhallelujahā by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song,Ā āzombieā by the cranberriesā being played as a halloween song, andĀ āborn in the U.S.A.ā by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single yearĀ
I hate Elon musk so fucking much
Exactly!!!!!
as joyce carol oates once said, āthe poorest persons on twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the āmost wealthy person in the world.āā
being extremely out of the loop especially regarding social media trends and discourse means you often end up learning things only after they've been turned into memes like ten times removed from the original context. for example the first time I ever read the term "girl dinner" it was on a gif of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park eating people so you can imagine the confusion when some time later I stumbled upon posts where people were hating on it and calling it gender essentialist
legend tells of a mysterious being called ānuanceā that allows multiple things to be true at the same time. some say you can still hear its voice whispering in the trees
Week days should only be around 4 hours because that's how many I can be at work without wanting to scream, and then weekends should be 145 hours I can fully dedicate to my gazillion hobbies as well as hanging out with friends
Will you be seeing red after taking this quiz?
I can only readĀ ādogsā and only see anything in one other. I see nothing in any other.
8/10 but fuck, OW.
8/10 also!
Gang hop on the Dirk Gently Holistic Detective Agency trend. And by trend I just mean me telling everyone ik to watch it for the billionth time. Guys itās so good pls pls pls pls pls pls pls-
What the fuck
i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much
they should invent an 8-9:30 pm that's seven hours
There's always something so painful about watching a pretty good actor fighting for their life to give a decent performance of an absolutely dogshit script. Putting their whole heart soul and pussy into delivering the stupidest lines you've heard in your life. My god. We have to get them out of there
so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.
the garlic. it beckons you
It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.
We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.
thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public
Well as a "fan" I would be "serviced" by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning