[iwrotemrtambourineman]

ilya in the other books is going, “I see that you’re gay. I see that you like this person. I see that you are miserable. You should do something about that.” and he stands there and waits for someone else to say that they notice him too and nobody ever does.

[hutsonwoolyums]

Ilya's got Shane's on his knees. His thumb is hooked behind Shane's bottom teeth, holding his mouth open, and his fingers are curled under Shane's chin. And Shane's whimpering for Ilya's cock, but every time he leans forward to take it in his mouth, Ilya uses his hold on Shane's face to turn him away. He keeps teasing him with things like, "No, sweetheart, your mouth is full already," or "Can't let you choke, malysh." And Shane is whining and insistent, "Nonono, I can take it, I promise," and "Please, please, I won't choke, you know I won't, Ilya." It comes out garbled around Ilya's thumb, makes drool puddle in Ilya's cupped hand. And then Ilya taps his cock on Shane's cheek, says, "You're making quite a mess," and Shane tries to swallow, says, "Sorry, sorry, Ilya, please," as he struggles to turn his head, reaching for Ilya's cock with his mouth again. Ilya's laugh is low and quiet when he finally, finally drags his cock toward Shane's mouth, leaving a streak of pre-cum across his cheek. "Needy boy. You just want to be full, isn't that right, sweetheart?" he says as he slides his cock in alongside his thumb. And Shane would say yes, but his mouth is busy.

[corrya]

HE WAS MEAN TO BETH!!

[television]

“Liar.”

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997-2003) - 2.07 • “Lie to Me”

[prokopetz]

Going directly from what the average person I know in real life thinks constitutes kinky sex to what the average person I follow on Tumblr thinks constitutes kinky sex like

[charyou-tree]

Average Neighbor: Kink is when you pretend to hurt each other :(

Average Tumblr Mutual: Look, cannibalism is conventional erotic imagery, that can't be a "hear me out".

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[gaynehollander]

They don't ever discuss it, really - not truly; the way Shane craves Ilya in his mouth with an intensity that at times buzzes under his skin like a hive of bees. They don't actually talk about it when he raises Ilya's fingers to his mouth while they're watching a movie. When he's reading while the pads of two fingers press into his tongue or the roof of his mouth. When Ilya's fingers run along the insides of his teeth as he answers emails. When Shane gently sucks on them without paying any of it much thought, mind occupied by other matters. Just like Ilya doesn't make a big thing of it when Shane gently bites down on his forearm or his pec, letting his tongue glide over the skin out of sheer need to be close to him, to have something of him in him, preferably at all times. They allow it to remain unspoken. Just one of those things that is tacitly understood and lovingly obliged with.

Or, well, Ilya does bring it up sometimes but only when Shane's mind is already clouded with desire. It's only ever said in that syrupy sweet tone of voice - the same tone he uses when he says "do you need me to fuck you, sweetheart?" The tone that doesn't require a response beyond whimpers and perhaps the occasional "please." When Shane's head is fuzzy and full of cotton, when he's in that place where nothing beyond longing can reach him. He'll bring it up then. Whisper it in his ear or let the words drip out between kisses. "Are you so empty, baby? Does my sweet boy need something in his mouth?" Shane will never admit how affected he is by that tone; sugary sweet and dripping with gentle condescension. "Are you still not full enough?" he'll ask when Shane desperately chases his fingers while Ilya's ramming into him from behind. That's when he brings it up. "So greedy," he'll say, "so needy," and the words sound like terms of endearment, "always need me in your mouth, don't you?" And Shane will say please and be rewarded for it. But they don't discuss it. Not really. After all, Shane knows better than to talk with his mouth full.

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[wannabetonthat]

I love to read the Boston Tuna hookup from Shane's perspective, it's one of the best scenes of the book, but damn I need to have the Ilya version because WHAT THE FUCK was going through that man's mind?

Let's recap, he:

Doesn't talk to Shane when he first arrives until they're both in the bedroom, still no hi

Asks him to be on top because he wants to "look at him"

Calls him "Sweetheart" as he comes

Initiates uncharacteristic cuddles complete with "adoring" face kisses (words by shane, who is getting freaked out, understandably)

Asks him to stay the night

Asks him to stay the night?

Stocks his drink of choice (that hasn't been mentioned in the whole book and shane thinks its fucking weird he knows what his beer replacement is? Understandably again)

Cooks for him (shane is thinking delivery, Ilya says no I'll make sandwiches)

Gets weird about Shane drinking the ginger ale

Starts to prod shane about him liking women

Actually just starts a really weird convo with him? Like guys, it's even weirder in the book

(I'm skipping the whole call from Grigory thing bc that's not something that Ilya did)

They keep watching hockey in silence and Ilya basically puts Shane in a spooning position in the couch for a cuddle and playing with his hair before initiating more sex

Blurts out his name as he comes

After shane backtracks he does this weird little "no this is nothing hollander but also you forgetting a team meet give me a more convincing lie" while basically asking daring him to stay with his eyes

I just can't picture what the plan was, what he was thinking he would achieve with this, I need to read Ilyas pov from this.

[bees-reads]

I am a hung Shane Hollander truther. I don’t care what that ranking list says, it’s obviously wrong.

It makes Ilya absolutely feral that the only purpose of his big husband’s dick is to lay there and look pretty while Ilya fucks him.

[oatmealdiva]

troy, homophobically, after watching a joint interview of shane and ilya: they’re probably fucking

troy, homosexually, after ilya comes out to him: they’re probably fucking

[kosmogrl]

‘I need to get some sleep’ says girl who won’t fall asleep until 6am cause having free time at night is cool

[shanesloverboy]

“Williams’ victory feels especially well deserved because Shane Hollander is not an easy character to portray. As we wrote in our review of the series, Williams delivers “a masterclass in micro-expressions and physical restraint.” Shane spends much of the story fighting against himself, suppressing emotions he barely allows himself to acknowledge, and Williams manages to communicate entire emotional arcs through a glance, a tense jaw, or a slight shift in posture. Every crack in Shane’s carefully constructed armor lands with devastating impact because of the work Williams puts in throughout the series.

Seeing that performance recognized on one of Canada’s biggest stages feels incredibly rewarding. Williams’ win is also historic in its own right. At just 25 years old, he became the youngest performer ever to win Best Lead Performer, Drama, at the Canadian Screen Awards, accomplishing the feat on his very first nomination.”

- Q+ Magazine

[gaygoatshane]

happy pride

[gaygoatshane]

he couldn't believe he was being asked if he liked girls

[hothockey]

what's important to remember about the 'we didn't even kiss' unsent text is that shane is not mad at ILYA about the sex they had. he leapt readily into the sex, slutty arch that ensnared millions on display etc.

no, shane's in the elevator, biting his lips red, wishing it was ilya's spit he was tasting and he is mad at HIMSELF for wanting to be kissed, for wanting MORE and recognizes (by ilya setting the tone of the sex as competitive -- not personal, by his own estimation of their relationship) that what sex they SHOULD/MUST be having according to the twin torture nexus is not sex where they kiss each other like they need each other's mouth to breathe. 'we didn't even kiss' is 'i, shane hollander, once again want something i cannot have, because that is what i do, lug around a want so ugly and so loud and so mighty that i fear people can read it at a glance across 200 ft of cold, powdery ice.'

[nuge]

booing is not enough i need canes to psychologically demolish c*rter h*rt so badly that he never plays again