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he/him. the reblog beast in me hungers for other people's posts. carry on

[cursedecards]

[skinks]

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

[desert-palm]

[giragirameganedan]

[64mpg]

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[teathattast]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[cumdumpstiel]

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

[naogardunoyou]

Bigger Trees Near Warter, David Hockney, 2007, oil on 50 canvases, 4.6m x 12m.

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[skopostheorie]

[sygol]

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[3000s]

[realwizardshit]

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

[corporeal-hell]

I've since recovered from being a fan of Tarkov, but it was hilarious that after getting two legs broken, the game would let you dry swallow one (1) ibuprofen and immediately be able to sprint.

[aflo]

It does that in real life too