lazer•witch

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[stupidpetface]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[real-language-facts]

lifetime ban from the boba shop for ordering a kiki tea

[only-cat-memes]

[milfsisyphus]

well the eagle eats my liver every day around 3pm, but otherwise i can meet when it best suits your schedule!

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch

[preyanimal]

one william dollars and thirty-two gents 🧐

[scavengedluxury]

Meeting Burger. Sorrento, May 2012.

[pansyfemme]

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

[important-animal-images]

[howtofuckyourkramer]

this awesome puppy cut the flan

[minionresearch]

[rosellekitty]

His ass does NOT know what to order

[rickybabyboy]

Get the wet food

[heaven011]

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[opendirectories]

[anotherevencoolerdad]

pick one you bald genderless idiot

[anarchafemme]