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[lostdrarryfics]

Hello, and thank you for all the work you do! Please, I’m trying to remember a fic I read a long while ago, the only things I can remember are that Drarry are dating and Dudley has a daughter who’s magical and a son who’s not. Dudley cut ties with his parents because of daughter, he wants help with magical world. Son eventually helps at a school Harry sets up for muggle family members, I think. Any help is SO appreciated! Thank you!

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[lazygeisha]

@lostdrarryfics I also put this in an ask, but it's sobsicles' "Draco Malfoy and the Path to Paradise", (https://archiveofourown.org/works/28493094/) Part 2 of the Absence of Simplicity series. I just finished a reread, that exact scene is there. Daisy is magical, Grove is not but he winds up helping Harry at his school at the end.

[lostdrarryfics]

Hey so I was hoping you could help my find a post-war fic where everyone thought that harry died in the forest And that Harry’s ghost repeated his walk to his death at the same time everyday. Also in the fic Draco returned to Hogwarts as a professor and he decided to try and figure out what was really going on with the ghost harry. He eventually does a ritual or a spell, I can’t remember which exactly, and gets sent to the ethereal kings cross and finds Harry who stayed ther to watch over the horocrux so that it couldn’t hurt anyone else. Draco does convince him to return though. I believe it was posted on a03 but it easily could have been ff.net or Wattpad I use all three regularly, but a03 the most. Thanks

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[lazygeisha]

@esskuesli, Your Haunting Ghosts is here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7718083/9/Your_Haunting_Ghosts, but it doesnt seem like the same fic.

[lostdrarryfics]

Hi! I am looking for a post-war drarry fic. Harry is a recluse/hermit and rarely goes outside. Draco goes to his house (as a curse breaker maybe? or an unspeakable?) and doesn't know Harry is there (I think). Eventually he starts piecing together that Harry is the mysterious owner. At some point I think Harry does something with Draco's dark mark (and there is also art for this on the author's page). Thank you!

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[lazygeisha]

@lostdrarryfics​ for request #request 1537, could it be The hero and the spell-breaker by letterando ~  https://archiveofourown.org/works/4468973

[lazygeisha]

Forget killing Hitler, now I’d be using that time machine to buy groceries.

[lazygeisha]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 16/16 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Harry Potter/Original Male Character(s) Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s), Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Kingsley Shacklebolt Additional Tags: Auror Partners, Sexual Content, Wandless Magic, Mystery, Investigations, Magical Tattoos, Getting Together, Trapped, Secrets, Secret Relationship, Shower Sex, First Time, Loss of Virginity, Blow Jobs, Office Sex, Duelling, Falling In Love, Hats, Glasses, Curry, Tea, Bars and Pubs, Hoodies Summary:

Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.

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Okay, I’m going to be fully transparent here and say I HATE the Harry Potter series and can’t stand Rowling (don’t @me). But for some reason I’ve been craving Potter/Malfoy fanfics lately, and this - this may well be one of the best fanfics I’ve ever read. Of any fandom. Hyperbole much? you may ask. Read it and come back at me and tell me I’m wrong, people. Tell. Me. I’m. Wrong.

[sweetfirebird]

Jamie Islington is the squishiest cinnamon roll that ever cinnamon rolled and may just about out cinnamon roll both Mattin and Taji. 4 rereads makes this fact and I WILL FIGHT YOU. 😂

Zarrin, Izzy, and Mattin walk into a bar...

jk

They can't go into the bar because it's on fire and Taji is outside and he has *no idea* how this happened and meanwhile, lots of scowling giants are exchanging commiserating looks with each other.

Zarrin wouldn't set a bar on fire, he would just be *hurt* and suddenly no one in town would go to that bar anymore (but a few assholes) and it would close.

Mattin would quietly avoid the bar and never mention it and yet somehow (pink wine is involved) Jola gets the story out of him that people in the bar said horrible things, and then somehow, mysteriously, the bar is closed one day and no one ever hears from the bar owner again.

Izzy.... Izzy would assure his two worried knights that everything was fine, and then the bar owner's banking info would be posted online *somehow* and no one would have any idea how it happened, and since he isn't paying his vendors, guess he can't stay open. Shame.

[lazygeisha]

I.. I love this. Thank you.

[horriblehistorieschild]

[valtsv]

shopping in an unfamiliar grocery store instead of your usual is literally a survival horror

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[thekimonogallery]

by Japanese artist おたま姉妹 @otamashimai

[catasters]

[lordmogatron]

I don’t know what writer needs to hear this

but you can write something very plain. 

You don’t have to write some genre-redefining masterpiece. You can write a story about two people very simply falling in love. You can just write a story about a person going to the store. You could, if you were so inclined, just re-write Star Wars but like, make all the names start with M.

Don’t let the fear of not-writing something transcendent stop you from just writing.

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[mmmm-books]

Can’t believe Jane Austen wrote Pride and Prejudice in the 2000s

And in 2015 Emily Brontë released literary clsssic Wuthering Heights

Thank God someone paved the way for them…

[nitrosplicer]

if you think jk was the first woman author, you don’t actually care about women authors.

[syrupie]

Mary Shelley didnt fuck on her parents graves for this level of disrespect

[adrianainthesnow]

Murasaki Shikibu didn’t invent the novel for this.

[steakplissken]

Christine de Pizan did not sit down at her desk and write The Book of the City of Ladies, advocating for women’s education and finding value in women of all social classes and backgrounds, in 1405 for this.

[ailorian]

🎶SHAHARIZADE HAD A THOUSAND TALES🎶

[captainlordauditor]

This……….isn’t even true in 20th century fantasy or childrens books? Pierce, Lackey, Applegate, McCaffrey, Bradley, Butler, whomst?

[amuseoffyre]

Casual reminder that

a woman was the first known author/poet in 2300BC - Enheduanna

the first novel in recorded history was written by a woman in 1010AD - Murasaki Shikibu

the earliest example of science fiction was written by a woman in 1666 - Margaret Cavendish

horror science fiction was popularised by a teenage girl in 1818 - Mary Shelley

a Scotswoman expanded childrens’ stories from moralising tales into anarchic adventures in the mid 1800s, well before it became popular in the early 20th century - Catherine Sinclair

the masked/costumed hero archetype that inspired Batman and Zorro was created by a woman in 1905 - Baroness Emma Orczy

And while she is problematic as all get out, we all know who is to blame for popularising Boarding School fiction (which is a huge inspiration of She Who Must Not Be Named) from the 1930s onwards - Enid Blyton

[khadij-al-kubra]

And do I even need to mention what a badass pioneer Ursula Le Guin was for women author in the fantasy/sci-fi genre?

[impatentpending]

Not to mention Agatha Christie is literally second only to Shakespeare in terms of works sold – 4 billion compared to JKR’s paltry 500 million 

[20xbetterthanu]

Mary Shelly did what

[pineappletheatrekid]

Mary.Shelly.Lost.Her.Virginity.On.Her.Parent’s.Grave.

[20xbetterthanu]

dare i repeat. mary shelly did what.

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Mary Shelley walked so bone-stealing Tumblr witches could run

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