I Don’t Know

Call me Nine | They / Them

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

[catchymemes]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

alright guys. time to vote on which symbols to use for the pride buttons.

which symbol goes with the rainbow flag?

ionizing radiation

hand crush

health hazard

Voting ended onJun 8

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which symbol goes with the wlw flag?

gear crush

submerged objects

Voting ended onJun 8

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which symbol goes with the mlm flag?

press brake crush

surf craft area

Voting ended onJun 8

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which symbol goes with the bi flag?

body crush

hand crush

Voting ended onJun 8

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which symbol goes with the pan flag?

non-ionizing radiation

high surf

moving blades

Voting ended onJun 8

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which symbol goes with the trans flag?

battery charging

corrosive substance

rapid movement of press brake

Voting ended onJun 8

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which symbol goes with the ace flag?

sharp implement

industrial vehicles

Voting ended onJun 8

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which symbol goes with the intersex flag?

run over by remote operator controlled machine

oxidizer

emergency stop button

falling objects

Voting ended onJun 8

[catchymemes]

[nattousan]

i think for pride month some trans person should get a little ambitious and change their pronouns to you/your... just to stir the pot

[gallusrostromegalus]

#ie: Hey have you seen Socks anywhere?#oh yea we were getting low on milk so i asked you to grab some on your way hom#oh! that was nice of you!#shitposting An example from @nattousan's tags, and a worthy contender for my favorites alongside "This/That" and "Oh, whatever you use!"

[mossquitoman]

came to me in a dream

[spaghettiwoman46]

Ugh they are always doing this

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Little freaks

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

[maddie-grove]

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

[jamiemccrimmon]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

[ellieisnotjelly]

Kiss the homies. Hold the homies. Make love to the homies. Then play smash.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*nods sagely* smash bros and then Smash Bros

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#hell yeah #I’ll show you a good time and then kick your ass with Luigi #come at/on me bro

[nyancrimew]

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

[dailycatsblog]

[c3rvida3]

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

[c3rvida3]

I think everyone should be doing this btw. Maybe, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," could be our, "Always."

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

I tried to quote this post to my housemate the other day but botched it so said "nice cock, kill yourself" and now it's turned into a call and response so instead of saying goodbye one of us says nice cock and the other tells you to kill yourself

[depsidase]

[displeasedwolf]

this is the vibe i bring to the party actually

[phantomrose96]

putting in a hard day's work at the not actually getting anything done factory

[circusheart]

it's always some sort of day of the week