Professional Snake

this is my personal blog for memes and rants about socialism. ♊️ born in Y2K babyyy She/they

[3000s]

tumblr giveaway

reblog to win one of that

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

[ellieisnotjelly]

Kiss the homies. Hold the homies. Make love to the homies. Then play smash.

[nariiminus]

[raibura]

Anyone else farting like crazy recently

Is the government secretly adding more gas and bloating to all food products

Yes

No

Voting ended onJan 22

[capacity2]

Big fart is putting milk in the hot dogs

[ellieisnotjelly]

They don’t want you to know it’s so you’ll buy more gas x. Big pharma implicated

[shiftythrifting]

Spotted on Facebook Marketplace, instantly thought of you

hello peepaw

[therustyskull]

Sweet! General Zod's Guitar!

[noodlesinbroth]

Happy lunar new year everyone! Wishing you peace, prosperity, health, happiness, and more money in your pockets! 🧧🧧

[irl-loading-screens]

[ratbastard69420]

whore pov:

[professional-egg-layer]

I'm really glad we censored fuck here. We came here for lemon stealing whore wholesomeness not filthy filthy bad language.

[kitnapz]

she lets me hit because she hasnt memorized my attack patterns

[cparti-mkiki]

what bliss

[ellieisnotjelly]

[girlballs-archive]

anyway. women should be huge

[girlballs-archive]

yup

[melissax77]

new year, freakier me

[disguisedbat]

[clementiens]

[joomju]

Reblog so she lives forever.

[pavlover-boy]

it is now socially acceptable to post christmas

[drtrinitysantos]

of course having a wife and hair doesn't mean that a man isn't gay and bald. he could be bi with hair plugs. we just don't know.

[userfish]

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together

[lordoftablecloths]

my favorite video of all time ever

[miiilowo]

Whaght are zey doing tu zis poor rat- [gasp] zat is PERVERGHTED ! ... WHAGHT ARE ZEY FILLING HIM WITZH? EE IZ GETTING TOO BIG! HOOOOHHHH...! OH MY GAHD STOP TOUCHING IM ! ZHIS IZ PERVERT BEHAVIOURE! HOOH! STOP IT! AUUW..... WHAT A TERRIBLE DEATH! SsTOP TOUCHING HEIM !

zis is like a medeval TOGHRTURE.

whathellwas even zat . OOOOO MY GAD. oh it- preetty cuute. OOOHHOOHOOHHOGGOOOHHHH OH MY GADDD THGAT WAS VEURY SCHARMING... OOH my gad he is DEAaaadddd... ohhh not ze daaaawwwg... ooooohhh nnooo you are feeling him wiz ze wader of ze hose...he iz also veury shcarming zey look veury cute like zis...i wont liiieee to yoU !

OH!

EWWELIKE A LAMBB...

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FRRREAK.

MONSTAEUR

AAUOOUGGGHHH ZIS POOR ANEMAL. OOOOOOG