LazyInsomnia

I'm tired, unmotivated, hungry and hate life a little bit, I also have an unhealthy obsession with Robot Arms.

[b0tster]

lesbians making out video but with reduced music so u can hear them making out sloppy style. happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈🔊

[iku-mako]

Been revisiting butterfly soup lately,,

Silly experimenting with a brush

[byjove]

I think the biphobic misconception that bisexual women only date men and bisexual men only date men may have a correlation to the fact that there is always a man freaky and horny in your DMs no matter what. It isn’t that bisexual women are secretly straight or that bisexual men are secretly gay, it’s that men are out there behaving like starving dogs and you feel so bad you end up feeding one, you know? Anyway, this coffee is a medium and I ordered a large. It’s okay, it’s busy in here, I get it.

[pinniposting]

1 minute 22 seconds of polite seal enjoying fibsh

[edge-lorde]

@manateemoon

[jovialgnomejpeg]

i saw a man at work the other day wearing a shirt that said "i was normal 2 pomeranians ago" with pictures of his pomeranians on it. important to note he had his pomeranians in his cart

[jovialgnomejpeg]

artists rendition (i forgot to add the poms on his shirt but you get the gist)

[respectissexy]

Every time someone makes an artist's rendition of a weird little guy they saw in public instead of recording them without consent, an angel gets it's wings.

[jovialgnomejpeg]

hello everyone i saw another old man with custom dog merch today at the grocery store. new artists rendition dropped

[tim-official]

ORC FACTS

the green color is not chlorophyll. they cannot usually photosynthesize. but sometimes they can

[the-orc]

my cousin lorbish can photosynthesize

[tim-official]

ORC FACTS

lorbish can photosynthesize

[chaussurre]

The leading theory as to why orcs are green is that it helps them hide in their natural habitat: amongst other orcs.

[tim-official]

ORC FACTS

ohhhhhhhhhhhh that makes sense

[i-can-bench-220]

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

[consumerofshorthomies]

god, the voice actor cooked with this one

[leahplease]

I should hope so, Frank Welker has been playing Fred since before my mom was born. Meanwhile every other character has been replaced multiple times, sometimes by Frank Welker

I imagine if he wasn't good at it someone would have told him to stop by now

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[viralfrog]

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[abandoned-as-mustard]

[writing-prompt-s]

Your fighting your insurance company because they say what happened wasn’t an act of god, and is therefore not their problem. All of a sudden a booming voice says “Sorry, that was totally me. My bad.”

[writing-prompt-s]

"So if I understand correctly you are protected against my magic?" "Exactly witch! Your spells will have no effect on me!" "Interesting..." Said the witch as she rolled up her sleeves to reveal her extremely muscular arms. "You might actually be a decent challenge then."

[writing-prompt-s]

Humans are livestock to vampires, of course. But there are laws governing the treatment of livestock. They must be fed and housed and enriched and cared for. Vampires who break these laws are the ones “free-range” humans usually hear about.

[shencomix]

@ the patreon

[shencomix]

Done!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and then we fuck nasty, im not a saint

[achillesinhighheels]