u mad?? :7

Hi, My name is Elliott, I watch steven universe, game of thrones, one punch man, dragon ball super and a whole lot more. Hmu.

[electronicwitchcollection]

I am CONVINCED, Urahara and Kyoraku are in an unspoken competition of who can wear their Kosode more open. Every time they meet, their chests are a little more revealed every time

Now we know Kyoraku has always liked the feel the wind through his chest hair, but in TYBW, I SWEAR it’s a breath away from his belly button being out

but this goon

SIR. You have not shown this much skin the entire series 😂

My mind will not be changed. They’re in a silent battle of who can show more skin. I’m convinced neither of them are willing to voice it, but they know. Soon they’ll both be ass naked, acting like it’s the most natural thing in the world, nothing but their hats and their pride

little sluts, the pair of them.

[lightverse]

花天狂骨枯松心中                 

What’s interesting about Katen Kyoukotsu’s Karamatsu Shinjyu is that I originally thought it’s kanji might be 唐松 (pronounced ‘karamatsu’) This was when I only had the romaji to work with! But after finally reading the raws, the kanji used is  枯松 which translates to ‘withered pine.’

Though notably the kanji used for withered (枯) isn’t usually pronounced ‘kara’ by itself, but would be written as 枯らす, but for style purposes, only the kanji is used with furigana pronunciation of から for it!

[catchymemes]

[museiums]

artist: felicia chiao

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

LET PIGEONS SAY FUCK

[fleshmonger]

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

[cineraria]

[shortvideosandstuff]

Octopus changes colour outside the water

[cherryslurpeee]

It looks like it’s dying

[mrslovett93-blog-blog]

OH GOD. THAT’S SO FUCKING SCARY.

[badgerofshambles]

Waaaaait whoa. Guys. He’s also changing the texture of his skin, along with attempting to match the tone of the ship’s(?) floor.

HE’S TRYING TO BLEND IN.

HE KNOWS HE’S IN DANGER AND HE’S SCARED AND DOESN’T WANT TO BE SEEN.

SHHHHH NO BABY OCTOPUS COME HERE IT’S OKAY <3

[venomousqueer-deactivated201906]

We literally have a shape shifting animal with the best camouflage mechanism in nature and nobody thinks that’s the coolest shit like what the fuck we could learn so much from it’s biology everyone needs to get outta my face cause this creature is metal as fuck

[poisonxxkiss-deactivated2015070]

There’s one better than this. It’s the cuttlefish. (I watch a lot of animal documentaries, okay?)

[geekishchic]

No but you have to post a gif of the cuttlefish now. Animal shows are the best shows because nature

[child-of-flame-and-sky]

[deactivatededed]

the ninjas of the sea

[vandaystrick]

y’all see this motherfucker right here?

this is the Indonesian Mimic Octopus.

This cool little guy can mimic a crab, lionfish, sea snake, flatfish, and jellyfish. He uses these amazing disguise techniques to avoid and deter predators, and also to attract possible meals.

he is the sneakiest ninja of the sea

[peoplemask]

psst rainbowbarnacle

[daedradagon]

Great little peanut instead of brains you have, Ichigo :D

[shiroxichigo]

SO the new anime will have Ichigo's spiritual pressure be GOLD (manga accurate) instead of BLUE

Which means that any time in the past where Ichigo's eyes were glowing BLUE, they were actually supposed to be GOLD

You can kind of see it in the trailer here?

And all of this actually makes perfect sense because, well--

Thank you for listening to my TED talk

[le-tangaman]

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Seeing as I'm not a dexterous in my left as I am with my right, I learn to use my new pincer to my advantage, I mean, it's also used for attracting mates no?

[toast-potent]

oh FUCJK i just realized something

[toast-potent]

holdon just give me a fucking second

[toast-potent]

[unclefather]

You’re not allowed to say this and you know it

[luisonte]

Así me comía yo todas las piezas

[weaver-z]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[daddy-war-stache]

It's beaten out of you in elementary school.

[queerasflux]

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

[la-pou-belle]

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

[kestrelsparverius]

[adrnired]

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

[autisticexpression]

This is the worst addition to this post

[araku-validrava]

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

[wizardlizardinhislair]

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

[kingscrown666]

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

[the-haiku-bot]

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[astronomical-bagel]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[susiron]

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

[spaceinvaydr]

[headspace-hotel]

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

[hiveswap]

Amogus

[clickbeetle]

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

[clickbeetle]

this is what i’m all about babyyyyy

[brydeswhale]

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

[watcherscrown]

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

[crazy-brazilian]

[mellointheory]

okay but in her defence

[depsidase]

[charlottan]

i call to my children on christmas morning and they all snap their legs running down our ribcage stairs

[bunjywunjy]

the OSHA inspector takes one look at this and starts strangling the architect with his bare hands

[blancabitchcraft]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[ach-seal-beag-gearr-deactivated]

*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem