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a silly blog. mildly nsfw. wouldn't advise minors to follow. take care and be safe today ✌

[whompthatsucker1981]

[shaneposting]

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

[xluxsolarisx]

guy that can shoot bullets out of his pussy call that a revulva

[xluxsolarisx]

girl that can shoot bullets out of her penis call that cocked and loaded

[xluxsolarisx]

guy that has no face and wears a suit and is really scary call that. The slenderman

[fakest-slenderman]

Yep, that’s me.

[jisuto]

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[organicmatter]

Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer

[guooey]

Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

[forger343]

@videogamecows

[bovineblogger]

COWPOST RATING: INCORRECT

that is not one of those

[outofcontextachewood]

[jakesullypussyhair]

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[pisboy]

Sire, the woodland gnomes have pledged 10 apples to our cause

[she-doesnt-have-the-range]

what did dads even do before wd-40

[she-doesnt-have-the-range]

[kyatra]

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

[kyatra]

HASHTAG STUPID HASHTAG IDIOT HASHTAG DUMBASS ?!?!!?

[iamhavingsomuchfun]

[sacred-portal]

[modelsof-color]

Xiao Wen Ju by Zeng Wu for Marie Claire China Magazine March 2022

[ottermatopoeia]

When the Arizona Iced Tea hits

Someone add a gif i'm on mobile

[haierld]

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1967-1973 Datsun 510

[time-traveling-fetus]

Can you please identify this one too?

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

(lightly based on?) 1967-1972 Mazda Cosmo (based on the rotary engine? also huh. whuhhh.)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no i said i'm obsessed with it, not that i recommend it