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26 | he/him Art blog: taffycatart

[badassdemonsword]

my uncle Clit got his leg blown off by a landmine in the War on Christmas

[catsofyore]

Very cool undated postcard from my collection.

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[mashpotatoe]

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

[bobdylanyaoi]

[koiagain]

Hi, i am useless and Don’t do anything if you try to sign me up for an extracurricular I’ll kill myself

[bedupolker]

Autobiography of that one time i thought I saw someone dressed as a trout

[bedupolker]

You may be a catfish, but you'll never catfish me the way troutdog did... if you catch my drift.... if you know what im saying.... if you're picking up what im putting down.......

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[h0neymice-archive]

🎵

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[ivy-michaels]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[jellyfishforest135]

Dads and the droid they didn’t want

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[t00thpasteface]

do you think love can bloom even on a ps1

[t00thpasteface]

i’ve had otacon on the brain lately bc my hair is at that exact length and now every time i see my four-eyed face in the mirror i just go “hehe otacon”

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[taffycatart]

How I imagine Silco reacts when someone (Sevika) implies he still has feelings for Vander