[nekomura-chanzu]

commission for @leafhatesyou

[leafhatesyou]

now time for the fun question of: am i demiro/arospec, autistic, or 💕both💕

[leafhatesyou]

nothing pisses me off like an overly sensitive motion trigger toilet flush. public toilet shitting is miserable enough and then all of a sudden it decides to prematurely ejaculate and give me an unwanted and unnecessary early bidet wash.

[thebatrifle]

femmes ily yall are so cool yall are so pretty but i need to giggle over a muscled butch trying to assemble furniture at our new place someday

[queer-as-city-folk]

You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off

[leafhatesyou]

ao3 down while im stuck at the airport. fuck my stupid baka life.

[leafhatesyou]

made it to the hotel 5 hours after our flight was cancelled and ao3 is still down now when i want my bedtime story. fuck my stupid baka life.

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[leafhatesyou]

ao3 down while im stuck at the airport. fuck my stupid baka life.

[leafhatesyou]

hod dog 🤤🤤🤤

no mustard 👎

[gayorphancannibal-deactivated20]

Is this better

[leafhatesyou]

hell yeah

[leafhatesyou]

hod dog 🤤🤤🤤

no mustard 👎

[leafhatesyou]

i know there's basically zero chance of it happening. but the one thing i want more than anything with the announcement of tomodachi life: living the dream, is another nintendo direct in the exact same style as the original. in all its chaotic, hilarious, mii suited glory. i know they have to have that reggie mii suit in storage. you know you want to bring it out nintendo. you know you want to

[leafhatesyou]

im never gonna shut up about this specific riz from the fantasy high webtoon.

literally the tinest ever. 3 apples tall. put him in my pocket. oughdhdhsjjsjsjjs

[leafhatesyou]

shoutout to the university im visting today (march 15th) have their taster lecture be on shakespeare's julius caesar.

[leafhatesyou]

merry dl6mas

[leafhatesyou]

when did they film the london footage. did sonic kill the queen.

[leafhatesyou]

watching sonic 3 and how the grinch stole christmas on the same day really emphasises how perfect jim carrey is at being cartoonishly evil. like the casting is just *too* good.

[tilthat]

TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

via ift.tt

[squeeful]

Yep.  It also correlates extremely strongly with an increasing decrease of violent crime.  One of the symptoms of low level constant lead exposure is increased aggression and volatility. 

[kurowrites]

“Unknown scientist”? That was Clair Cameron Patterson.

[solarpunkcast]

Gas companies are still so mad at him he’s “unknown scientist”, know his name

[bogleech]

Daily reminder that health and safety standards like these are what politicians mean when they talk about “deregulation.”

[prismatic-bell]

Patterson died 5 December 1995.

Petition to make his date of death a Tumblr holiday celebrated by talking about cool shit the gas and petroleum industries don’t want us to know about, and fighting to continue his work.

[kittydesade]

Happy Clair Cameron Patterson day!

[ailelie]

Oh, hey, it’s almost Clair Cameron Patterson day!

[leafhatesyou]

merry clair cameron patterson day