Oak Pancakes

they/them Halt! In the name of the knight of the oak pancake, I command you. Art by iskodraws

[leafoftheranger]

Transfem Alyss is grand👌💕 transphobes can leave 🤷🏼‍♂️ support trans women and transfem enbies or go home.

[cillyscribbles]

no name whomst we only know of The Treaty Boy in this house

[redmont-fief]

confession time: I’m not really interested in a live action film adaptation of RA?? like, at all?? I have 100% certainty that it would be a hot mess just like the percy jackson movies

but do you know what I’d LOVE with all my heart?

an animated series

[scribeofaraluen]

You’re so right.

Imagine the animation of the cloaks???! And fight scenes?! SARCASTIC EYEBROW RAISING?!!!!!

I need this so much

[bluefoodmonster]

[leafoftheranger]

Crowley: You got stabbed?!

Halt: No.

Crowley: Halt, I can see the stab wound.

Halt: Oh. that’s a papercut.

Will: Yeah, from all the paperwork you don’t do.

[incorrect-rangers-quotes]

will: what do we call sabotage and vandalism?

halt: a hobby.

will: [narrows eyes]

halt, uncertainly: …that we do not engage in.

[incorrect-rangers-quotes]

halt: i don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

halt:

halt: actually, it’s gonna bug me if i don’t.

[incorrect-rangers-quotes]

maddie, 5 y/o: why is your lute so small

will, tired: it didn’t eat its vegetables

[quartzitequandary]

Consider:

Apollo recruited the rangers of Araluen in order to compete with his sister’s hunters. It wasn’t even for a strategic purpose at first, just out of jealousy.

PLEASE

[incorrect-rangers-quotes]

gilan: why would i get a job when i can just get hit by cars and sue the drivers?

david: because you could fucking die gilan

gilan: well the saying is “get rich or die trying” not “oh no i might die better get a 9 to 5”

[rangergilan]

halt being more upset about ferris not liking coffee than about ferris stealing the throne from him and trying to murder him is basically a definition of a sibling relationship

[fandomsofhope]

I forgot how freaking adorable Willyss is until I started rereading book one and read the part where Will talks about sharing his dreams of joining battleschool with her. Like? Sharing his insecurities and confiding something like that in her and her alone? Now that’s sweet.

[incorrect-rangers-quotes]

crowley: remember, if you have apprentices, don’t get attached. they’ll have to leave sooner or later.

halt, stuffing gilan, will, horace and eventually just the entire ward into his pockets while looking crowley straight in the eye: yes understood no problem

[incorrect-rangers-quotes]

pauline: where’s alyss?

will: she’s not my girlfriend!

pauline: i

pauline: i never said she was..?

will:

will: oh

will: haha

will: this is awkward

[incorrect-rangers-quotes]

svengal: hey, could you tell me what’s going on?

erak: that would require me to have knowledge of how a ranger’s brain works, which i don’t, but if you’d like to come in and be clueless together, you’re more than welcome.

[incorrect-rangers-quotes]

crowley: to tell the truth, i’m living a lie.

halt: just one?

halt: i’m living, like, twenty.

[incorrect-rangers-quotes]

will: uhh, so, bad news. due to circumstances beyond my control-

halt: impulsivity and inattention to detail.

will: hey.