Mom? Come pick me up im scared @leaningtowerofpisashit - Tumblr Blog

when i accomplish anything on my days off work i feel like this. went on two separate walks today and i feel like i beat thru the fire and flames on expert with a wii nunchuck. while depressed

picklebit

And gay

lakevida

and gay.

batmanisagatewaydrug

always some new bullshit in the ocean

slimetony

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

teaboot

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

slimetony

I’m not really in any position to be picky

philcollinsenjoyer

i feel so bad for little babies who can't drink red wine with cheese

everyday-cutephoto

ailithnight

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

marlynnofmany

And it's gonna getcha

5bi5

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist

wizzard890

william-snekspeare

the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

forestwonders-deactivated202602

why take the moral high ground when you can sink back to the depths of hell

animatedtext

i-aint-no-wifey

me: [doesnt get attention for fifteen seconds]

me: [drapes self over the lounge] it is fine. i am Okay. i suppose it is simply my destiny to die alone. Abandoned. Without a soul in the world to care for me. [delicately wipes a glistening tear from my eye] i'm not bothered. i Understand why you all Hate Me and wish me dead. after all, maybe it is all for the best....... [i stare forlornly into the middle distance, allowing my limbs to go slack as i lie back and wait to wither away, ignored forever]