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Jennifer, 27, a tasty piece of bitch (ゴキブリ)

[crimsolyn]

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

[feminarchyboss]

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

[duchessvongooseberg]

buckle my shoe 😊

[totaldivide]

im so tired i feel ike ive done a lot of overitme over the last couplde days but i think its actually onle been liek three hours total 😭

[merysujka]

how it feels to liveblog a walk or an errand

[hotvampireadjacent]

[64mpg]

[kosmogrl]

august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good

[sarazanmai]

[despazito]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

[scoobydoomed]

boring dot com forward slash bullshit

[medievaljournalist]

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

[stillmissing]

starting a collection #blackmold

[fortheturnstiles]

[andreauxminyard]

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[eldritchbauble]

My old person take today is that I feel like people have normalized being on your phone every single moment including when you're spending "quality" time with others so much that they're defensive if someone isn't ok with it. Yes, you have a problematic relationship with your phone and social media if you physically cannot put it down for a couple of hours to like, have dinner with your friends. It's a show of respect for other people's time and energy as well as important to be present and connect with people around you. Your parents who told you no phone at the table were right for that one.

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat