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Songstress Seyonce // Forgiven-Superstition (Balmung)

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[wizardpotions]

CLICK HERE FOR DARK AND MYSTERIOUS FORCES BEYOND OUR CONTROLL!!!

[evilwizard]

yes yes yes yes. yes yes yes yes. there is no way this could go badly

[dogpuppy]

[the-meest-me-ill-ever-be]

[bob-artist]

Brotherhood of The Orb

[bob-artist]

[itssjanedoe]

[s-h-a-s-e]

[bowlifecomics]

It makes me happy when they listen

[jwasontodd]

[mslockheart]

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

[moldwood]

martha may whovier was the original monsterfucker

[moldwood]

martha may whovier was the first amish bitch in her village to get her body done

[moldwood]

what did they mean by this

[moldwood]

listening and learning.

[mollyjames]

People talk about how "metroidvania" is too specific and unintuitive to be a good name for a genre of video games, but we should really talk more about how "Multiplayer Online Battle Arena" could mean like... anything

[mollyjames]

you see the problem

[littlemisspipebomb]

On the complete other end, tons of RPGs don't even have RP in them. They're just Gs

[the-absolute-worst]

My gripe with RPG is that in a JRPG, the RP means playing the role of this specific character, when RPG originally meant playing your own character, and the two cover any game with characters, so now RPG has shifted away from meaning anything to do with RP and just means anything with a character with stats that can be modified.

Which means Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, a quintessential example of a Metroidvania, is an RPG.

[littlemisspipebomb]

League of Legends is a roleplaying game because I get to choose my stats and gear as I level

[beysexuality]

It’s also a role playing game because you pretend you’re having fun while playing it

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Okay but if these boots existed without a heel with a reasonable sole I'd want them so bad

[thechandraraj]

Vegeta wore these

[were--ralph]

going through the notes screaming and crying looking for someone to have drawn this by now

[victusinveritas]

Foxfire says fuck them cops.

*You couldn't pay me to chase after lights in the hills of Kentuckiana, the Berkshires, or the Bridgewater Triangle, let alone deep Appalachian country. Sometimes when you see something strange, no you didn't.

[sporeblossom]

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

[lystheni]

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

[professor-maple-mod]

Pretty much.

[jaegerdelta]

here have some size comparison

[two-punch-man]

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

[regionalpancake]

tags via @procrastinatorproject

So while it’s true that the Enterprise is not as big as people think, that goes double for the Falcon!

A good way of thinking about the relative size is by using a bridge comparison:

The Enterprise bridge has space for 11 people to work, as well as a significant amount of space between stations to move around comfortably:

[Bridge illustration by Tobias Weinmann via here]

And the whole thing fits in the nipple thing up on top of the saucer:

Meanwhile the Falcon (beloved weed bus) has a cockpit that seats 4, with only 2 main operational stations, and zero floor space:

And since Serenity was mentioned too…

Serenity has a bridge more comparable to La Sirena - with 2 stations at the front and quite a bit of floor space.

And for those interested in a visual comparison:

(Boeing 747 for scale as well as the Delta Flyer because Why Not)

TLDR: The Millennium Falcon is pretty dinky, so I propose *true weed bus status* goes to the excellent smuggling ships of Serenity and La Sirena. The Falcon is herby demoted to man on his weed bicycle with his pet monkey and a gun (to be clear the monkey is Solo)

[enigma-the-mysterious]

This is the analysis I am here for

[spockvarietyhour]

let’s go back to where you call the bridge module a nipple.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Sorry all I’m thinking about is who in star fleet is buying weed from Han Solo and how the answer is Jadzia.

[ohheyitsjustjinx]

Reblog this to get absolutely hugged. Just completely snuggled. Totally fucking cuddled.

[whenthemoonsreachingout]

domestic animals who would tell me riddles

[blignick]

[creepymutelilbugger]

booboo wheel containment. cell status: holding

[inksplattersandearlyhours]

“When I was young, women were raped on the campus of a great university and the authorities responded by telling all the women students not to go out alone after dark or not to be out at all. Get in the house. (For women, confinement is always waiting to envelope you.) Some pranksters put up a poster announcing another remedy, that all men be excluded from campus after dark. It was an equally logical solution, but men were shocked at being asked to disappear, to lose their freedom to move and participate, all because of the violence of one man.”

— Rebecca Solnit, Grandmother Spider in Men Explain Things To Me and Other Essays

[laracroftpussyshedied-deactivat]

posting this only to ask why do ppl get mad over these tweets fkdhdkfhf

[copperspirit]

Do people forget the effects of testicles on the voice or do we need to go back to science class

[cigz]

what

[longseasons]

let them speak

[cigz]

okay sorry

[edjeanerations]

yeah nuts really mess with your voice, it kinda sucks. I find it pretty hard to sing with them in my mouth but idk ig it's different for everyone or something