my neck hurts from carrying my emotional depth

[leftboob-enthusiast]

Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)

[mens-rights-activia]

Have fun shitting in outhouses and losing loved ones to the plague™

[the-bakeneko]

medieval fantasy, not actual medieval times you impudent fool

[firelordderpy]

Have fun crapping in outhouses and losing loved ones to the Goblin Raiders™

[the-bakeneko]

That’s more the fuck like it

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

this horrifying monster is canonically just a weird dog and I love him

[bogleech]

A witch is a magic user with more focus on medicine and the body and a wizard is a magic user with more focus on like physics and academia. I don’t know what dingus made up one day that they’re just the 2 magic genders, that sounds stupid

[go-lurk]

witches = magic doctors, wizards = magic researchers, artificers = magic engineers, alchemists = magic chemists, sorcerers = magic youtubers

[professorsparklepants]

What about warlocks?

[anonymousalchemist]

[deep, deep, deep sigh] 

magic sugar babies 

[gburanddragons]

These

Tables

Are

So

Freakin

GOOD!

Shoutout to Lady Tiefling for being kickass.

[bigboobshaunt]

Knights are just inherently, immensely sexy… it’s all about the devotion, the ideals, the cool weapons and armor AND the muscles to wield them…

[apple-pomme]

[jahmyaa]

Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭

[kennyy-b-deactivated20210321]

Y’all need to chill

[phatmamaa]

no fr

[kimreesesdaughter]

2018 been kicking my ass. I can’t take no chances.

[ambs-witdalocs]

Final tonight, had to double back.

Not playing

[snakesugar]

I’m literally just chilling at home drinking tea and doing yoga, waiting cor uni to start but I won’t risk it lol

[leatheresque]

U a bitch

Accurate

[leatheresque]

H E Y Hey So I saw your a sexist piece of shit Good to know

Yep

[horseman-bojack]

Officer Meow-Meow Fuzzyface: 911, what’s your emergency?

Officer Meow-Meow Fuzzyface: What do you mean, you’re being murdered?

Officer Meow-Meow Fuzzyface: That’s illegal, people can’t do that.

[inahiddenplace]

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.

[mysharona1987]

[jellyfishjammer]

Ohio Republicans Declare Motherhood Necessary and Want to Make it Mandatory 11/21/18 

Ohio Law Could Make Abortion Punishable by Death Penalty 11/20/18

Ohio House Passes Bill to Criminalize Abortions Of Fetuses with a Heartbeat (6 weeks!) 11/16/18

Depending on who you ask, the heartbeat bill is no joke. Gov. Kasich vetoed a similar measure in 2016 but now the republican senate has enough majority to potentially overturn a veto. Many republican lawmakers are hoping to use ohio to bring abortion back to the federal supreme court and overturn Roe v Wade. This is all in the last article I linked from the New York Times btw

So if the first article sounds too clickbait-y for you just know that ohio is actually proposing, and has a good chance of passing strict anti-abortion laws 🙃 

[celtyradfem]

@earthfirewithin are trans'women’ able to get pregnant and need abortions?

[ocdevelopmentstuff]

Me, very loudly, while sticking my neck out: Gosh, I hope no vampires bite me. That’d suck. Being bitten by a vampire, that is. Boy, I sure do hope there are no vampires waiting to come out and bite me while my neck is so open and exposed like this. I’d sure hate to have that happen. 

[weeb-dweeb]

Do you want to *be* a vampire or are you so touch starved you need a creature of the night to mouth fuck your neck

[ocdevelopmentstuff]

Yes.

[yeezy-nation]

neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them

[evilposting-deactivated20180929]

I’m sorry that nobody in your family can bake

[yeezy-nation]

my moms a private chef and im in culinary training dont roast us like this

[evilposting-deactivated20180929]

i’m sorry that your mom went to culinary school and still can’t bake :(

[adamusprime-deactivated20180809]

sending your kid to catholic school is the easiest way to guarantee your kid will not be catholic

[wodenswolf-deactivated20160602]

Fun story: a friend of mine discovered she was bi-sexual and into bdsm at a catholic school after a nun put her over her knee and spanked her. Christians just can’t seem to get anything right.

[loveireandblog]

Lmfao my fave post now has an even better comment

[beeth0ven]

illiterate dairy maid in 1750, hundreds of years before germ theory was even thought of: because of my exposure to cowpox, im immune to smallpox. if we expose people to cowpox, they won’t die of smallpox

upper middle class college educated mother with internet living in the year of our lord 2018: vaccines are the devils handiwork and a conspiracy i’d rather my child die of polio than be the autism

[animatedtext]

[thepretendr]

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off