Leaving the Dark House

"It is not having been in the Dark House, but having left it, that counts." Theatre maker. Environmentalist. Feminist. Nerd. Human.

[punkconcert]

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

[somewhat-honest-abe]

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

[gh0sthoodie]

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

[untitled4022]

Omg

[lilacstilletos]

me, having been ignored for approximately .5 seconds:

[callmekitto-deactivated20220425]

Nutter Butter

[broodingsoul]

You know what I want out of a Buffy reboot? I want a trans slayer. I want someone assigned male at birth but pre-transition to show up with all the slayer abilities and everyone to be like “a boy slayer wtf???!!!” and then she’s like “oh I’m a trans woman” and everyone is like “ohhhhh.” I want the slayer line to transcend biology and genetics. I want slayer powers to be something so innate that it’s tied into one’s own gender identity. Please. Give me a trans slayer.

[broodingsoul]

Y’all this is pissing off terfs in the Buffy fandom, reblog it to support trans women and piss off terfs

[100yrsold]

I want there to be a gofundme for this. Can someone make a comic book of this??? I don’t read comics usually BUT I would throw down good money to read this.

[gendice]

no greek god is inherently and wholly “good” or “bad” because they were all flawed and imperfect in some way with different facets of personality and character to serve as a reflection of society and human nature itself  

[gendice]

oh except for zeus he was a straight up absolute bastard

[seven-oomen]

fuck zeus

[gendice]

do NOT. 

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[coldflashwave-baby]

C’mon. I need this. 

[dankmemecentral1]

I can’t believe this is real!

[ororomunroedontpullout]

So this is what Anish is up to

[involuntarydiaphragmspasm]

petition to trap anish in his own Hole of Unnecessary Darkness until he learns to behave

[skygenders]

Craig Mazin was Ted Cruz’s college roommate and he really really really hates him

[lulus-delivery-service]

I’m dying because he got verified

[memewhore]

[doctorangelpenguin]

This was an episode of Scrubs

[glamourweaver]

That’s because it’s a thing that happens ALL THE TIME.

[yodelmachine]

My laundry basket is self-loading.

[fieldbears]

My day has not been great, and this actually really helped

[cindysuke]

Favorite Looney Tunes: Back in Action Scenes (4/???)

Bugs and friends finding a Wal-Mart in the middle of the desert.

[likeniobe]

the most important thing to know about the plot of hamlet is that it’s so convoluted that the main character is kidnapped by pirates and it’s not even really a major plot point

[likeniobe]

[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[unclefather]

He checked her pulse

[justsomeantifas]

them: old people are all conservative because they get more intelligent as they age duh

reality:

[justsomeantifas]

I mean … 

just look…

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[mitski-miyawakis]

I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj

[shaolinbynature]

I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave

[fixedyourmeme]

[aidashakur]

“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”

Speak it into existence.

[foxyj26]

A better situation

[yllwlotus]

A healthier, more peaceful, positive situation.

[softestbuckley]

[alversluisa]