How YOU doin'?

The name is Maelee. I like tv shows, pizza, and cuddling. Ask me something if you would enjoy knowing more.

[theconcealedweapon]

Conservatives: “Get a job or starve to death.”

Conservatives: “Quit demanding better pay. You voluntarily chose to work for them. If you feel like you’re being paid too little, you can just quit. No one threatened you with death if you didn’t work for them, especially not me just five seconds ago.”

[pizzaandaliens]

Lemony Snicket: Stop watching this show, it’s extremely unfortunate, depressing and has no happy ending.

Me: Don’t tell me what to do you beautiful poetic bitch.

[deb-oceans]

[damianmcgintleman]

why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic mexican cuisine two minutes before i pulled to the second window no do you know why i go to taco bell it’s because it’s 1:30am and my life is terrible so i order a coke and five dorito loco tacos and shove them down my face in the parking lot

[ilstack]

Should be commissioned as an ad for Taco Bell

[broadstreets]

[parisianqueen-deactivated202004]

During the most poor and homeless period of my life, I had a lot of people get angry with me because I spent $25 on Bath and Body Works candles during a sale. They couldn’t comprehend why the hell I would do that when I had been fighting for months to try and get us on our feet, afford food, and have an apartment to live in.

Those candles were placed beside wherever I slept that night. In the morning, I would move them and set them wherever I’d have to hang out. At one point I carried one around in my purse - one of those big honking 3-wick candles. I never lit them, but I’d open them and smell them a lot.

I credit that purchase with a lot of my drive that got me to where I am today. I had been working tirelessly, 15+ hour days with barely any reward, constantly on the phone or trying to deal with organizations and associations to “get help at”. It’d gone on for almost a year by the end of it, and I was so burnt out, to the point that I would shake 24/7. But I could get a bit of relief from my 3-wick “upper middle class lifestyle” candles. They represented my future goals, my home I wanted to decorate, and how I would one day not be in this mess anymore.

When we moved into the apartment, and our financial status improved, I burned those candles every single day. When they were empty, I cleaned them out, stuck labels on them, and they became the starting point of my really cute organization system I had ALWAYS planned to have.

So whenever I hear about someone very poor getting themselves a treat - maybe it’s Starbucks, maybe it’s a home deco item, maybe it’s a video game… I don’t judge them. I get it. I get that you can’t go without anything for that long without it making you go crazy. You need to pull some joy, inspiration, and motivation from somewhere.

[violet-chachki]

[rhaenyratheecruel]

I got really offended until I realized that is actually my account name

[powerarmor]

about a year ago i read that capybaras can briefly run as fast as horses and no revelation since has shaken me as much. i can’t get rid of the thought of the world’s largest rodent barreling at you at the speed of a horse. it’s so sinister

[mostmodernist-deactivated201708]

in all seriousness I read this and thought “good thing capybaras aren’t real” before realizing that I was, in fact, thinking of chupacabras

[lonelyroommp3]

@ movie musicals: please just cast actors who are also singers. or if you’re not going to do that at least just go the les mis (2012) route and exploit the less than perfect singing for Emotional Authenticity rather than autotuning the shit out of every other note. or at least if you’re going to autotune it get someone who can actually do it well and doesn’t treat the software like they’ve always wanted to be a producer for t-pain

[iwldliketosleep]

It’s okay you can say beauty and the beast

[spoken-not-written-deactivated2]

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

[splendude]

thank you osmosis jones

[jordannwitt]

My immune system tried to kill me though.

[benito-cereno]

Jordan just remember you had twenty five billion enemies trying to kill you and you’ve survived them all

[jordannwitt]

Take THAT you tiny goddamn sons of bitches. 

[crazyexedits]

♪ ‘Cause fit hot guys have problems too ♪

[lady-arryn]

[newsiearms-blog]

#grandma #it’s me #anastastia

[mamalazzer]

Oh my god I’m crying

[knockfivetimes]

I’m sorry I couldn’t help myself

[star-spangled-jackass]

don’t be

[thishartominefeelz]

I’ve been waiting for this my whole life

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Take all the time you need to heal emotionally. Moving on doesn’t take a day. It takes a lot of little steps to be able to break free of your broken self.

wisdomquotes (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[sixpenceee]

This is the best. 

[amateur]

[onlytwitterpics]

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]