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evilrashida

BITCH YOU THOUGHT

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSs

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keybladesoras

The many shades of Pikachu in Detective Pikachu.

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i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

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1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

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ONE HUNDRED TWELVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT KISSES FOR GOOD BOY

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You might wanna check the notes again my dude lol

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me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

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nocuer

But does he suck the depression outta yo tities tho

thehaveits

New rule: ur not aloud to be a goth if youre transphobic

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Additional rule: being transphobic is not punk rock

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also note: transphobia isn’t metal either

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You can’t be counter culture while beholden to the toxic prejudices of the dominant culture that’s not how it works.

tapatiopapi

When another gay is hired at your job

ifitaintbaroque

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

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I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

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Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

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I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

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please give us updates

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Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying.

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I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

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op will not die of natural causes

ifitaintbaroque

That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts

shitmystudentswrite

It’s okay to be straight

I have had some interaction with those that were heterosexual. And it does not bother me at all, even though I do believe in God.

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i wanted to draw a bongo goat

first run through. not cute enough

oh there we go

yeaahh babey

slappin

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it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that