LeeK's JJBA brainrot

Hey!! This is just my Jojo brain dump feel free to join along for the ride!!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO POST THIS YESTERDAY

With my current position in JJBA consumption... 🥁🥁🥁 THE FINAL JJBA LGBTQ HEADCANONS PT. 6!!! Arguably the most queer part of all of the 1-6 run. I sadly don't know enough about SBR to include them (although I already have some opinions)

Jolyne: you know it, you love it, bisexual. I would also say polyamorous as I believe stone ocean is essential a polycule but you can see my ships list for that (I don't think I explained it actually I can in a different post)

Ermes: Lesbian, polyamorous

F.F: Asexual, Agender, Plankton, they/she pronouns tends to lean towards women polyamorous

Anasui: Trans man, he/they (maybe a little she in there), bisexual with a slight preference for women, polyamorous

Weather Report: I think the more his stand stays in his body the more he leans towards Agender/unlabeled gender, pansexual, polyamorous

Pucci: I have conflicting opinions as he is a priest. As a priest aroace, without priesthood gay maybe still ace

I honestly struggle to think of one who would be straight, maybe like the prison guards and Romeo?

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JJBA LGBTQ HEADCANONS... 5TH TIME. 5TH PART. GOLDEN WIND. This part is so gay, it's not the most but we'll get to that soon.

Giorno: Gay, trans-Man/masc he/they pronouns, he's not breaking the Joestar bisexual line he's technically George II's brother and that started with him

Fugo: Gay, either cis or non-binary either way he/they pronouns I could also see they/them but for some reason I'm leaning that way when they have white hair

Bruno Bucciarati: Gay adoptive father with a life time partnership

Abbacchio: Gay, I do enjoy a trans headcanons for him although I don't personally headcanon that for within the series, alcoholic with a lifetime partnership who keeps adopting children

Mista: I'm sorry but I see him as a straight man I don't know if it's the gun or the smell but that's how I see him 100% an ally though! Although I also think he's the last person to realize people are gay

Narancia: I honestly can get 0 read on Narancia, Unlabeled? Maybe aroace??? Gender? He hardly knows her idk

Trish: LESBIAN. As someone who is almost always surrounded by mean lesbians Trish is 100% one of them and I mean that with all the love in the world

Diavolo: Unlabeled, in a fucks around with sexuality way, possibly genderqueer? Maybe cis? I honestly just don't think he cares at all

Doppio: I'm not sure, probably similar to Diavolo where unlabeled sexuality? Probably cis?

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JJBA LGBTQ HEADCANONS AGAIN. 4TH TIME. 4TH PART. YOU KNOW WHO IT IS DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE WOOOOO!!!!!!!!! PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Josuke Higashikata: At this point bisexuality is just a gene in the Joestar's bloodline starting with George II. He's bisexual, I would say gay but he has shown active interest in women in the series

Okuyasu: Gay, I can see the arguments for bi and pan and stuff however I personally see him as a gay man

Koichi: Definitely straight and an ally however I'm just going to put it out there that I think trans-man Koichi is a headcanon to consider

Yukako: Straight 100% and an ally to all except Josuke and Okuyasu she's homophobic to both of them and would maybe be less during pride month (I love her for it though)

Rohan: Gay man.

Yoshikage Kira: labels himself as straight but has repressed heterosexuality and has internalized homophobia although if he didn't have all that bisexual with a preference for women

Tomoko Higashikata: Sadly straight, but PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE.

Yuya Fungami, Akemi, Yoshie, and Reiko: Polyamorous, do I know the organization of their polycule? No I do not all the girls are interested in Yuya how it goes beyond that I don't know

Shinobu: Straight 😞

Mikitaka: Unlabeled nonbinary or agender he's an alien

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More 🥁... LGBTQ+ HEADCANONS this time part 3 Stardust Crusaders, I honestly think the parts get gayer as we go on. Are we at it's peak? ABSOLUTELY NOT

Jotaro: I'm very conflicted on him because yes Kakyoin and yes Wife but also generally just disinterested with people. Biromantic Asexual? In a not personally interested in sex and not in a repulsed way?

Kakyoin: Pansexual, I can see why people headcanon him as gay but I do still think he's attracted to women and just doesn't care about gender

Polnareff: Gay or European incarnate. I think he gives off very straight however I love AvPol. Maybe bisexual with a heavy preference towards women? Or straight with a singular outlier

Avdol: I'm leaning towards gay or actually maybe pan, he cares more about personality than anything else.

Holy Kujo: Sadly straight although plenty of women have had crushes on her and she might've accidentally had a girlfriend without realizing it

Vanilla Ice: Gay man, specifically for Dio

Hol Horse: Straight cis het man no pronouns 99.9% homophobic

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LGBTQ+ JJBA HEADCANONS P2 BATTLE TENDENCY we're starting to get gayer 🏳️‍🌈

Joseph: Bisexual, honestly I can't see him being anything else

Caesar: Pansexual, I don't think he cares about gender he just enjoys everybody for a short time

Lisa Lisa: Hmmm... Bisexual? I don't think she's interested in much romance after George but I think she'd seek comfort occasionally in other people, if she is straight she's DEFINITELY an ally (I know she gets a second husband but that's decades after George)

Suzi Q: Sadly I think she's straight, maybe bi-curious in the past but 😞 she's definitely and ally though, I don't think she quite understands it all but she's very supportive.

Kars: unlabeled, I don't think he views enough people to be able to reach him enough to have an actual sexuality, I do think him and Esidisi are a couple though, they literally adopted 2 children together and the wiki refers to them as "companions"

Esidisi: Gay, just based on his relationship with Kars

Wamuu: Straight, we need at least a few straight people 100% an ally though

Santana: I don't think he's been around people enough to form a understanding sexuality? So I guess unlabeled?

Smokey Brown: Straight ally, if he finds out one of his staff members are LGBTQ+ he makes sure they know they have a safe employment

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Hope everyone's having a great PRIDE MONTH... Shout out to... The gays 🏳️‍🌈

Anyways I wanted to post some LGBTQ head cannons and I guess I'm starting with phantom blood? Arguably the least gay part

Jonathan: Straight ally, a little confused by pronouns at first but he figures it out eventually

Erina: Straight ally, she loves the gays and the gays love her (speaking from experience)

Dio: canonically both nonbinary and bisexual he doesn't need any of my head cannons

Speedwagon: that is a gay man. He is gay. I will take no arguments.

Baron Zeppeli: male teacher everyone thinks has a husband but turns out to have a wife straight, if he didn't have Mario I'd probably say something else... I could see him being pan he's too chaotic to care about labels though definitely an ally though

Straizo: Also a gay man, single father afraid of aging and becomes a vampire ngl that's a little gay

Tonpetty: straight but too focused on hamon to actually consider a relationship though maybe an ally? I think he just doesn't care

Dire: STRAIGHT

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My JJBA Tomodachi life romance shenanigans 😭

Kakyoin and Jotaro continue to be just friends

A few more crushes have occurred creating a love... Line? Holy -> Kars -> Dio -> Vanilla Ice??? Also Dip fell in love with Vanilla by Vanilla finding his very particularly book

F.F. has a crush on Trish

Suzi Q attempted to ask out Tomoko AND THEN JOTARO FUCKING SHOWED UP WHEN I'VE ALREADY TOLD HIM NOT TO HAVE A CRUSH ON TOMOKO thankfully she rejected both of them

Speedwagon and Straizo got into a fight and Jonathan solved it with the French flag (now for some reason one of the most popular items on my island)

And no screenshot because this literally happened while I was typing this out Josuke and Okuyasu now have a mutual crush on each other! Hopefully we get a JosuYasu couple soon!!

Here's a couple funny screenshots

I will upload a picture of my whole island soon!!

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More JJBA Tomodachi life updates!! Golden Wind and Stone Ocean have been added completing all the Miis I'm adding to my island

My Doppio Mii creeps me out of I'm being honest.

Jonathan and Erina had a baby so I used the opportunity to make George II! Who has already began falling in love with Lisa Lisa

Polnareff got rejected by Holy and moved on to being homosexual, him and Avdol are now dating! Straizo and Speedwagon finally got together and married, Yukako and Koichi got together. Caesar and Joseph are refusing to propose even though they've been dating like this WHOLE TIME.

Oh also I had to cheer Polnareff up from being rejected by Holy with the French flag

There's a lot of other romance shenanigans that I will have to get to in a sperate post!

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Tomodachi life updates part 2

Relationships I'm going for but have had no progression:

Yukako and Koichi (just made in all fairness), Tomoko and Suzi Q (in cannon!? No, in my Tomodachi life game? Sure), Dio and Vanilla Ice

THAT DIO AND VANILLA ICE THING GOT ME SO EXCITED THAT THEY WERE FINALLY GOING TO FALL FOR EACH OTHER BUT NO! IT WA JUST VANILLA RETURNING DIO'S BOOK ON HOW TO POISON YOUR DAD.

Anyways here's some more lighthearted images

Discluding new Miis these only ones without relationship prospects (either my intent or in game crushes) are Lisa Lisa and Avdol, mildly considering pushing the two of them together but I'm not sure

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JJBA Tomodachi life updates! Stardust Crusaders and Diamond is Unbreakable have been added

Jonathan and Erina have gotten married! Dio was the singer at their wedding

Jonathan is starting to want a baby, Joseph and Caesar are now a couple, Speedwagon has a crush on Straizo and they have moved in together

Kakyoin has a crush on Jotaro, Okuyasu on Josuke, Polnareff on Holy which she does not seem interested at ALL. The Okuyasu one happened the second I put him into the game.

I've ran out of image room I will put a second update to include the relationships I'm trying for and the funny images I've gotten.

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Polnareff has a crush on Holy... I do not know how I feel about this

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DID YOU JUST MAKE THIS OR DID YOU FOR SOME REASON HAVE THIS AT THE READY!?

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Polnareff has a crush on Holy... I do not know how I feel about this

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New Tomodachi life? New JoJo's island!! So far I have made Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency and working on Stardust Crusaders. Props to everyone who does all the face paint but I cannot 😭

So far the only relationship is Jonathan and Erina, although their is a crush by Kars on Dio

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Who do you like more?

Jonathan Joestar

Rohan Kishibe

Voting ended onApr 19

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Do different JJBA parts pass the Bechdel test? This was just from me thinking about it so if I get anything wrong let me know!!

The Bechdel test is a test where there are 2 female characters have to have a conversation with each other about something that's not a man made by Allison Bechdel

Phantom Blood

No, there's only one recurring female character and none of the female characters have a conversation with each other.

Battle Tendency

Actually no, I thought that they did during the scene where Lisa Lisa and Suzi Q discuss clothing for Lisa Lisa's bath. I was going to count it originally because while Lisa Lisa mentions Caesar and Joseph in the beginning she seems to be talking about herself and also does it in her head. However Lisa Lisa then asks Suzi Q to get both Caesar and Joseph directly in the conversation so it does not pass.

Stardust Crusaders

Personally I would say no, the closest we get is when Suzi Q travels to Japan to take care of Holy but they only say a total of 8 words to each other which I wouldn't exactly consider a long enough to count as a conversation.

Diamond is Unbreakable

Surprisingly yes! In the Cinderella arc Aya and Yukako talk several times and whole most the time "boys" or specifically Koichi is mentioned. When Yukako confronts Aya after the full body makeover is done they just discuss the makeup and Koichi or "boys" are never brought up until Koichi interrupts the conversation.

Golden Wind

No, there is only one recurring female character.

Stone Ocean

Yes! There are so many female characters throughout Stone Ocean it would be depressing if they somehow managed to never have a conversation without discussing a man.

I have not consumed enough of SBR or anything further to analyze but please if you have let me know (without spoilers of course)

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I SAID I WOULD WAIT UNTIL APRIL TO POST ABOUT FIGURES AGAIN AND HE ARRIVED IN APRIL SO I WIN

STONE OCEAN SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!!

I got part 6 Jotaro!! And I honestly couldn't resist putting him with the discs, I don't know how anyone would expect me to not

I did really struggle with how I was going to put him into my Stone Ocean Nendoroids scene so I actually separated him from the rest of the group. Kind of looking in their direction, I don't know it felt like it represented Jotaro's character in part 6 without me trying to cram him in with everyone else

Let me know if you think I should move him or add him into the scene somehow I really didn't know where to put him of I'm being honest 😭

Here is the updated Stone Ocean shelf!!

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I'm honestly surprised that I didn't like SBR as much as I thought I was going to

Don't get me wrong! It's just the first episode, the animation is fantastic, and I'm super excited!

Honestly once the plot begins more and there's more character interactions I will likely find myself deep in the SBR trenches (also when hot pants appears because I'm so excited for hot pants)

I think it's that y'know this is the show I grew up with, I started watching it at 12 as the original p1-p6 was releasing and got to experience it growing up with characters I love and watching ones I loved before coming back

But now I'm an adult, these are completely new characters, in an entirely new world

They even cut out stands from the first episode so I didn't even have that to relate to, it just is so new

Maybe part of it was SBR was so hyped by the manga readers that I was convinced one episode was going to make me as hyped as they all are which cannot happen in one JJBA episode even if it's twice as long as normal 😭

(I will say the hyping of SBR wasn't geared towards me but those hyping up Jojolion... Y'all have got me, idk how maybe it's just Gappy and Yasuho but y'all somehow got me)