仕方がないわね。

Lee. They/them. Personal blog of a professional cryptid.  Way over 18.

[selfship-quotes]

I love soulmates but also this-

[qilingxiong]

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[charlesoberonn]

[taylortut]

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

[taylortut]

reblogging one of my most underrated posts: the dying dog test

[the-last-teabender]

I’m gonna make my medical school advisees do this on their application essays too I think.

[vamptits]

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

[vamptits]

I'm having my first 24/7 dom/sub relationship with the entirety of the fucking sun

[etchif]

Oh what's that? You only read books with lots of "spice" in them? Well then I've got a great one for you, practically the whole plot revolves around "spice". Ahem. In the week before the departure to Arrakis,

[arithmonym]

i saw this sign in a bookstore and it made me laugh so hard :’)

[sneepsnorp3d]

the red robust ghost pipefish is one of the most shaped animals on earth

[zzoupz]

[kaijuerotica]

i'd rather chuckle and imagine needy wontons because someone used the wrong word than read an ai fic btw

[redpandarascal]

was looking at a timeline of Michigan gay history

HOLY FUCK

[terminal-burrowing-deactivated2]

Drives my gay little truck that makes you upset

[official-michigan-posts]

official michigan post

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[leviathan-supersystem]

lmao "ohhhh fuck, people are noticing that the usa is the greatest force for evil on the global stage, we need to increase the indoctrination of the youth!"

[caffedorzo]

so exhausted by how fundamentally anti-human the capitalist world has become. like ageing, getting fat, being slightly inefficient, and making mediocre art are all extremely normal and extremely human activities, why is every corporation trying to convince us to spend all our money fighting that

[kepka]

[lost-carcosa]

[arthistoryanimalia]

Happy #InternationalZebraDay 🦓

Charley Harper (USA, 1922-2007)

Serengheti Spaghetti, 1979

Serigraph, Image: 18″x 24″

[achillesinhighheels]

[divascreech]

stop putting raisins in things I would otherwise enjoy eating

[iguanastevens]

You are being unraisinable.

[divascreech]

how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes