le fou deux

[ le fou | 22 | finance bachelor's | accountant ] le fou deux and if you need me to tell you who my father is, then you're far beyond help. elder brother to louise le fou, give her the respect she deserves. current goal: treasurer for auradon. current job: accountant for local businesses.

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text 👔 open

Le Fou: I'm thinking of testing the waters with a new tailor. does anyone know of any good suit places? and they must be excellent otherwise there will be no point in this conversation.

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text 💬 leifou

Leilani: Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever.

Leilani: Of course, maybe it's sad that I waited until I was OUT of college to drink so much I don't remember how part of my night went, but still! Rite of passage accomplished!

Le Fou: And this is something you enjoyed? It sounds like a literal nightmare of mine to not be able to recall what I've done. Are you not nervous about what might've happened to cause the oreos to end up in your cheetah onesie?

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who do you think are the best looking people in auradon?

​i don't spend enough time focused on the appearance of others to have an opinion on this. however, i will for once, play this dumb game because i am finished with school and i have a job on the cusp.

Sofia

@leilaniwaialiki

@cassieadale

@dougdeppert

@deliallyr

@chastityfrollo

@franciscodecoronado

honesty hour!

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text 💬 le heath

Heath: I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.

Le Fou Deux: Can't you just shut your lights off and close the blinds. Is the darkness still too bright? This is why drinking is irresponsible.

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How do you feel about the inhabitants of King Ben's castle?

The only prominent opinion I would have on anyone is @ben-desrosiers​, @jeremypotts​ and @levlumos​ Ben who is obviously King, I hold in high regard. Jeremy is someone okay enough to be around possibly another time. The only real-time we spent was during the auction. Lev is bright and admirable.

Ask my character “How do you feel about ______?”

[stevieslothmore]

crisdubois​:

lennoxcalhoun​:

kinglyben​:

send 6 characters/people and i’ll tell you who i would:

do the sexy love™ with

sacrifice myself for

kick

take to prom

abandon in jurassic park

push off a bridge

[oliver-oaken]

{ @uma-delmar ; @karalee-weselton ; @sofia-flores ; @irene-nattura ; @camille-kluck ; @oliver-oaken }

[lefoudeux]

{ @lefoudeux ; @viper-bubbles ; @heiress-magissa ; @ally-kingsleigh ; @cooper-ford ; @avery-thatch }

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How do you feel about Louise settling for a guy who liked her friend first?

My sister is too smart to settle for anything, let alone anyone. If @louiselefou has chosen a suitor she finds interest in, then he should be capable. Although I do expect to hear more about this person, soon.

Ask my character “How do you feel about ______?”

[lefoudeux]

How do you feel about being too big for your britches?

If that's your opinion, that's your opinion. I disagree. I find it interesting that a person with goals and knows what he wants is intimidating.

Ask my character “How do you feel about ______?”

[lefoudeux]

your dating options in Auradon

There are none. I'm here for success, not romance.

Ask my character “How do you feel about ______?”

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text 💬 open

Mark: I'm bored as hell and I want to do something fun. You up?

Mark: Let's play a game 😈

Le Foux Deux: My participation depends on what type of game you intend to play. By the advertising so far, it seems evil.

[auradonstate-events]

Basket Number 38

This is a small wired gift basket stuffed with confetti. The contents of the basket include a variety of ingredients to make french toast: maple syrup, vanilla extract, a container of strawberries, milk, eggs, and bread.

Basket Number 38 is open for bidding !!

[lefoudeux]

Basket Number 38, submitted by @lefouxdeux , was won by @jeremypotts .

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What song would you choose to describe your love life right now?

Who needs love when you have success?

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If you weren't a fan of the Matchmaker's Valentine's suggestion for you, then who would you choose for yourself instead?

I will not be participating in such events. A mind must always be focused and my goal does not involve fraternization.

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For Valentine's Day, I've decided to matchmake everyone in Auradon. I think you'd be really well-suited for: Caramella Von Schweetz. You're welcome.

I am not interested in @caramellavonschweetz​ in a romantic way. I am not even sure you could say I was interested in a platonic way. I don’t know her.

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TEXT 📑 LEFANI

Leilani: Oh gosh um... Are you going to think I'm a terrible friend if I already don't even remember what you said? I was up all night rereading Water for Elephants and everything before that doesn't feel real anymore.

Le Foux Deux: If It had been any other night where I wished my words hadn't been remembered then maybe. But I will let this one go for this situation. Ah the fictional novel, but time period based. A good read. How far are you?

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TEXT ✉ VICTOROUX

Victoria: I hate you. In all actuality, perhaps 'hate' is a strong word, but the fact remains it'd be much appreciated if you simply disappeared and thus took my competition away.

Le Foux Deux: A life without competition is what you want? Then besting you is going to be easier and much more fulfilling.