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guy who was clearly bitten by a zombie a couple days ago but didn't tell anyone: i think... i might... download skyrim again

chernobyl2

toastbutteregg

tiktoksthataregood-ish

toast-ranger-to-a-stranger

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

nekocat44

thefoggygolem

Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing

gomi-chandesu

Yeah the whiplash from “Hi welcome to starbucks how can I help you! :)” to “I’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE” killed me.

drtanner

MILK.

DELIVERY.

oops-prow-did-it-again

Almost pissed myself laughing reading this addition holy shit

daughter-of-sapph0

guys will try to school you on colors as if THEY were the gatherers

mechagrrl

What color is this?

daughter-of-sapph0

pussy

mechagrrl

(unmute)

pillars of eternity is good because you can adopt an undead cat

suriliebrothers

gingersnapgenie

Have you ever just sat down and thought to yourself: ‘by golly, I just wish I had a world map of Skyrim complete with very vaguely approximated but kinda realistic travel times by foot, carriage, and horseback!’. Well look no further folks, because this is exactly that. I know, I’ve changed your lives - you’re welcome! <3

eyebau-deactivated20220221

ferret

jillyyfish

my god…she wring the ferret…

firebendinglemur

Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket? It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture. So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

witharsenicsauce

havartia

kingpin-of-steel-act3

electricnerd

Please, for the love of God, unmute this

jextaime

The fallen Angel Lucifer and the Moon on March 31 2020

radcybergoth

This is the only post I ever want to look at ever again

mentally-homeless

This person: *takes photo of moon surrounded by clouds* Ah yes, I know exactly which mid-19th century painting of a biblical winged nude beefcake this reminds me of

ruffboi-mags

listen, I know we are programmed to see patterns and faces in things, but that is EERILY similar, y’know?

forgamers

socialistexan

bluerobotto

jo2uke-himboshikata

the-battle-lesbian

EVERYONE STOP AND LOOK AT THIS

Have you ever heard of Shaun Keenan? Probably not, but you have now.

Amazing art of dinosaurs in the wild American West? Yes please!

There’s so many he’s done and they’re all just the best aesthetic.

What I never knew I needed but a void has definitely been filled.

Go to his website and give some support!

http://shaunkeenan.com/

uncle-beanbag

I love these

sketching-conclusions

I’ve been following this guy for a while on Instagram, and since this original post he’s expanded his series to include a variety of cultures beyond the American West.