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lecia she/he may your roads lead you to warm sands. im 24. northeast USA.

[lefthandoverfoot]

me lately :3

[dogpuppy]

[goblinparty]

Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.

“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”

and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard

[sasquapossum]

“Howdy, pardner. Name’s Tex. Biblio Tex.”

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[buzzthebee]

Happy birthday #Usher!

Thanks for teaching me all of my moves.

[little-bullheaded-shit]

I still can’t fathom the fact that brands used this website as social media marketing. This was posted back when Oncler porn was still an apex predator in the ecosystem

[itshype]

Yes, the fics where Ilya goes to Shane's game in his jersey are cute and romantic. But why has no one even considered:

[thisuserhaspassed]

[wholesome-animal-images]

Hey, that’s me

[foodonmydog]

Shrimp.

[nubbsgalore]

grizzly bears in denali national park feed on berries, which grow every autumn from alaska’s otherwise barren tundra landscape, to fatten up for the winter. in order to meet their nutritional requirements, the bears will consume upwards of 200,000 berries in a single day. the plants with the red leaves produce blueberries. 

(x, x, x, x, x, x, x)

[depsidase]

[bophtelophti]

Ironically, one of them is "don't testify falsely"

[hjartasalt]

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

[hjartasalt]

Daddy has five days left to live

[hjartasalt]

Daddy wishes to be cremated

[hjartasalt]

It's what daddy would have wanted

[hjartasalt]

Hi. Everyone else go home this is the only tag that matters to me

[drippingandfalling]

she sleeps on the apples and everything is good

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[girl-poss]

[squilko]

I love you jar fairy

[thoodleoo]

feeling down? having a bit of a bad day? need something to cheer you up? then may i present to you:

1st century AD pig shaped bronze and lead weight on a rectangular base

[thoodleoo]

do you perhaps have some personal experience with this

[anton--rayne]

STOP USING ANTI OPEN COMMUNICATION LANGUAGE!

Sorry for traumadumping -> Go put this in your creep file about me

I am sorry, I'm just rambling -> I gave you so much material for the creep file

That's TMI -> Material for my creep file on you

[tgirl-thucydides]

[jessthecheesewitch]

[lefthandoverfoot]

one of my first girl crushes game me a yellow bandana in high school because she thought it looked better on me than her. it smelled like the perfume she wore. she was the first bi person I knew in high school and I think she had a girlfriend at the time. I kept that bandana tied around my backpack strap for a whole year.