we didn't even wrap presents

lee he/him 23 the only living boytoy in new york

[guiltfactory]

castration emoji now please

[ambientwitch]

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[insecuregodcomplex]

NO. 1 // FORGIVENESS, Lingua Ignota

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

[young-core]

[kateantropova]

HUDSON WILLIAMS BVLGARI

[pankendev]

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

[leftinsoup]

ok quick what's the etiquette if i was rooting for the flyers can i ethically root for the habs

[groovythinggoin]

She said do you love me I tell her only partly I only love my Stills and my Nash and my Crosby

[birdbigbutch]

Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever

[tekunoraizu]

Unfortunately it’s very easy to lure me places because I like to go somewhere

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[leftinsoup]

aww trevor going in for the hug during the lineup 😭 #myteam

[leftinsoup]

:-((((((

[leftinsoup]

we literally can't lose here bc we still haven't gotten a barkey goal #mypuppy