goodness gracious

Do unto your tyres as you would have them do unto you Kaya, late-20s, she/her, rpf zone ao3

[tiredeg]

Didn't do it for the peace Oscar/Carlos, 5.5k, rated E, complete

The calendar is meaningless really, but Oscar’s never met a hill he wouldn’t die on when it comes to Carlos.

My @f1-fic-secret-santa gift for @toxicrivalries. Huge thanks to the mods, and I hope you like the gift!

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[calimckay17]

Player Protection Lists for the Original 6 (+2) PWHL teams before the 2026 Expansion Draft

[seracadash]

me 100% pandering to myself in my writing: wow this is so good like it was crafted exactly to my specific tastes

[kosmogrl]

[miffy-piastri]

the cuntiest he has ever looked

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[powerful-owl]

pick one

your ship goes canon

your favorite ao3 writer drops 100k of your ship + your favorite trope

Remaining time: 6 days 6 hours

[tiredeg]

your tags on the helmut marko matcha video (<- insane utterance) made me CRYYY laugh, "damn they've sent him for reeducation", my stomach's actually sore ahahahahahaha

This is 2010 helmut's ghost of Christmas future

[urgetocreate]

John Michael Carter (American b,1950), Summer Reading, 1986, Oil on linen

[kraikkonen]

I put too much effort into this stupid thing

[caesarsaladinn]

“Baffled by the resignation tactic, which humiliated him by making him back down on the spot, La Guardia at first tried to handle it with mock disdain; once he sent Moses a note saying, "Enclosed are your last five or six resignations; I'm starting a new file." This strategy didn't blunt the weapon, but the wily Windels finally devised one that did: refusing to treat the resignations as anything but a joke. Recalls the Corporation Counsel: "One day I came in and La Guardia was sitting there and he said, 'What the hell am I going to do? Here's another resignation. ... I said, 'What you want to do is kid him.' " Windels suggested that La Guardia print a pad of forms reading: "I, Robert [blank] Moses, do hereby resign as [blank] effective [blank]" and simply hand one to Moses whenever the commissioner threatened to resign. The technique worked; the next time Moses made the threat in person, La Guardia simply whipped out the pad, tore off the top form with a flourish and a broad—if forced—grin and handed it to him. Moses snatched the pad off the Mayor's desk, hurled it across the room, stamped out the door—and used the threat more infrequently thereafter.”

[schattenbringern]

Last thing I expected on my fyp: Helmut Marko promoting matcha

TikTok - Make Your Day

[tiredeg]

finishing your book at the restaurant after dinner, it's 29 degrees and you've had exactly three cocktails, life is okay maybe

[tiktaalic]

Always thinking about that post that’s like you know a shows fucked when people can name individual writers.

[tiktaalic]

In a complete monotone. Pilot Eric kripke. Episode 2 Eric kripke. Dead in the water sera gamble. Route 666 buckleming. Dead man’s blood sera gamble. Skin sera gamble. Faith sera gamble. Phantom traveler directed by Robert singer. Nightshifter Ben edlund. Heart sera gamble. What is and what should never be sera gamble. It’s a terrible life sera gamble. After school special Andrew dabb. The prisoner andrew dabb dir. tobin. Carry on Andrew dabb dir. Robert singer. Lazarus rising Eric kripke dir. Kim manners.

[cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215]

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth

[spiralstaircased]

Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....