Just Do Me

I was almost Vine famous once. I can projectile vomit better than you.

[op-isopoly]

"resonance"

[op-isopoly]

"continuum"

[hexeosis]

[shittymoviedetails]

[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

[akumeoy]

one of the worst genres of tumblr post is "attempt at thoughtful emotional prose from a person who has read nothing but fanfic since they graduated from high school"

[bw1tched]

[shittymoviedetails]

same

[sirfrogsworth]

TIME OUT! I called time out!

[free-range-tiddies]

That corgi said:

[apeshit]

just because an ant wont die from falling off a building doesnt mean he wont be crying and screaming the whole way down

[necromancelena]

Reblog if you are always slurpin up that peasant gruel

[sheepberryjam]

I dont do this

[necromancelena]

You hate women

[sheepberryjam]

I! DONT! HATE!! WOMEN!!!!!!!!!

*books fly off the shelves*

[necromancelena]

One of the books hits me in the head, misogynistically

[strawberryhorrorshow]

My conservative family members seeing me taking up embroidery:

One week later when I post the finished project:

[ebearcrochet]

I had to reblog this as soon as I stopped laughing

[cozysafechaotic]

My sister did this. Only her masterpiece that my parents HATE is

[cricketcat9]

Express yourself through handicrafts 😁

[bobbiflekman]

@alldudsnostuds

[sinfulpomegranate]

May I add:

and my mother's all-time least favorite that I have hanging in my bathroom:

[commander-snacks]

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

[commander-snacks]

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

[aorticarchnemesis]

[femalegothic]

[detectivehole]

walking up to random doors and tugging on them and saying "i can't. it's locked" out loud to no one to fulfill my dreams of being an adventure game protagonist

[randynewmansjungle]

[flipchild]

this is how I pack for trips

[evilnicegirl]

trying to do anything on edibles

[prokopetz]

I guess the reason I've never been a fan of video game streaming – at least outside of certain specialised contexts, like speedrunning exhibitions – is that watching people play video games is a form of parallel play for me, and that simply doesn't work when one's relationship with the player is impersonal. I don't want to kibbitz in a moderated stream chat. I want to sit on a couch behind them eating potato chips just loudly enough to be slightly annoying while maintaining plausible deniability that I'm doing it on purpose, and when they curse the developer's mother after missing the same fucking platform cycle for the 37th time in a row, I want to shout "yeah!" like a henchman backing up the boss in a classic mob flick and know that I'm being heard.