Adult. Older than 27, younger than 30.

No flirtatious comments for anyone under 20, preferably older than 25. and DEFINITELY NO ONE under 18 interact, please. You are still forming yourself and who you are as a person, and that is a journey I should in no way be a part of. I am a random adult on the internet. Do not let me define or change your view point on things. Compliments are fine. I am an amalgamation of words, a collection of bits. I do not want anything that can identify me (personally), which is why I don't have a photo. After all, you can only stay so anonymous on the internet. They already have my pattern of writing and IP, my email, and so I say nothing else.

[lefttacosublime]

Re-posting does nothing for me.

I want to speak to people!

Ask me Anything... And I do mean ANYTHING your heart desires. I also might respond to a DM. It usually takes between 3-10 business days for a full answer, as I am sometimes busy and like to be thorough.

Basics about me are for your own interpretation. If you've found me through what I've re-blogged, liked, or what have you, of your content, please consider that I find you funny, attractive, correct, or a mixture of the three.

Likes:

Mushrooms, Potatoes, Lentils, Vegetarian Dishes

Mountain Climbing/Hiking

GW2

Dance and 70s, 80s Pop/Soft Rock/Heavy Metal/Hard Rock. Music of the 1980s,70s,60s,50s,all through the 20s.

Goth, Disco, and Stoner clothing, but honestly I'm not picky on anything because anyone can look good in anything if it's tailored/paired in a fashionable way.

Remember: Colors, Shape, Material, that's what makes something look good. You can do it, you've just gotta try. There is someone who will find you attractive, I believe in you.

Dislikes:

Gender Essentialism. Science is a major opponent of that concept.

At the moment I am unwilling to explicitly give information beyond that.

Remember, do what is best for yourself!

[spectralterrorseal]

Oath not belonging to marriage

[war-forged-storms]

As a kinky autistic person, I love getting to unmask during sex oh my god.

Like getting to just smile and not care what my face is doing while going down on someone or something, getting to make whatever noises I want even if they aren’t overly attractive just because I’m enjoying myself and I want to show it. I love just asking flat out what they want me to do and seeing how they get flustered and stutter out an answer. I love the feeling of satisfaction in a task when I get them to finish. I love saying exactly how I’m feeling and how I feel about them and how much I’m enjoying myself no matter what I sound like while saying it.

Like this is the most vulnerable thing I could think to do with you, of course I’m gonna be my true self

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[monarobot]

The good luck post! \o/

[ruffdyke]

the ultimate butch boss

[rylandgraces]

How it feels when someone prevs you

[probuccalfat]

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

[probuccalfat]

i’m this exact post. all this just to fuck women.

[probuccalfat]

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

[veil-of-exordia]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

what's the point of initiating conversations with people when 99.9% of them turn out to be normies

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

okay. how do I put this. if you approach interactions with strangers as if the vast majority of them are unbearable losers who aren't worth your time, you will find yourself not liking most of the people you meet because you'll be looking for any excuse to write them off as unbearable losers. I know this is hard to hear but sometimes the problem is you.

[strawberry-crocodile]

also, if you approach interactions with strangers as if the vast majority of them are unbearable losers who aren't worth your time, most of them will notice and react accordingly by treating you like youre a pretentious prick instead of opening up

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

theres definitely a line of thought ive noticed in liberal circles and in media and stuff where they think that bad stuff works and is true but is just bad for some moral reason.

but the thing is that this stuff is just factually wrong. eugenics doesnt work. race science isnt true. theyre morally wrong, yes, but theyre also factually incorrect, ideas that are deployed in service of monstrous ideology despite the fact that they simply arent true.

and its a major impediment to effectively combating these ideas, because if you concede their premises, you have already given ground to your enemies.

[animentality]

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[seventyeight-moose]

Just saw "Why did some knights only armour their arms" and I'm just

[seventyeight-moose]

In reference to later surcoats like this

[seventyeight-moose]

Girl I don't know how to convey this to you but. They wore armour under surcoat. It's a pretty loose garm you can just kind of wear armour under it and you're fine.

[seventyeight-moose]

I feel like alot of armour misconceptions are caused by people not fully thinking through the practicality of it. Like

People just kind of. Not bothering to think about what material japanese armour was made of (iron, it was colourful because they laquered it for decoration and moisture resistance/rust protection)

Full plate + shields (plate broadly obselesces shields, hence why by the ~15th century forwards a knight or man at arms would more likely be with a staff weapon than a sword and shield. Though small guige-mounted shields still existed at this time. This harness is a good example of that.)

Kind of just. Forgetting that history is really long and things evolved or changed over time. (People are often not satisfied when the answer to "How did x period deal with y threat?" being "by becoming z period" more often than not)

Or Hell some ppl are surprised by the idea that armour. Like. Works. And is very good at its job. And was made by very very clever people. Who designed it to fit a purpose very well.

[seventyeight-moose]

but yeah if the harness has articulated plates defending the arms it's safe to assume they also have the relatively far easier to make yet far more important for protection breastplate on too.

General rule of thumb, the head is the first thing you armour, then the chest, then the hands, then the arms, then the lower leg, then the upper leg. BROADLY this is the pattern people followed in history. (The choice of which parts to be armoured being a question of budget and how much you're willing to be encumbered. Anyone who could afford it and was on a horse would wear like. A full set of plate armour. This is why all your heavily-armoued historical units were all noblemen cavalry that's the main niche that a full-body covering would arise in.)

[qsycomplainsalot]

"Studded leather" being people misunderstanding what a brigandine is based on looks alone.

[qsycomplainsalot]

You can shove a vacuum formed plastic breastplate under a surcoat made of upholstery fabric and it'll look better than the average "medieval" outfit in these shows. You can do those things for cheap you just have to be smart about it.

[jeaniefranklins]

Sex scene as character study is so good. What is your relationship to your body? What is your relationship to your partner? What lessons have you absorbed from the culture about yourself as a sexual being? How much do you have to trust someone before being comfortable with intimacy? What fears and insecurities come to the fore for you when you take your clothes off? It's so good.

[headspace-hotel]

How do they communicate? How do they expect others to communicate? How well do they understand their body and their own capacity for pleasure? What do they tend to do to make their partner feel comfortable? How comfortable are they showing emotion in front of others? How much insight do they have into what their own emotions mean and are connected to? What are they focused on during the encounter? How conscious are they of exchanges of power and vulnerability? very very very good

[catmask]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[catmask]

this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back

additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you

[daftpatience]

useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)

[cutabello]

here are more terms! these are all from enérie. it is a really good blog that has lots of fashion terminology and it's a good mix of menswear and womenswear! they also have a book as well compiling all their diagrams. you could also look into getting a visual fashion dictionary for terms as well!

[chaaistheanswer]

Jousting at the festival to impress your lady love!!!

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this