Sometimes I'm a Fangirl

Hi I'm Maria, 24, Hufflepuff, and a part-time fangirl. I'm sorry I change my avatar more frequently than I should. Basically this blog is for all things fandom related, or anything I find interesting for that matter. I'm not completely spoiler free...

[legacyofhenrywinchester]

me: *procrastinates necessary things*

me: *procrastinates enjoyable things*

me @ me: why are you like this

[twitterlols]

[gattsu]

this is the best thing i have ever seen in my life

how can you post this and not the others

[mxargent]

an-actual-dragon

[an-actual-dragon]

NOW THIS IS THE CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR

[avocado-ass]

the-world-is-your-strip-club

[heavvymetalqueen-deactivated202]

I REQUIRE THE KEYTAR ONE IT IS MY AESTHETIC

[plasmalogical]

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everytime you get dressed remember that, if you die, that’s your ghost outfit forever

[gnarly]

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

[camilton]

ok i found my favorite picture of lafayette

“im so fucking cold, george.”

[jordeasy]

Prophet like it’s hot

[shirtp0cket]

i was scrolling down but then i read the comment and i was sold

[buzzfeed]

goals [x]

[kazeenio]

[particlemilk-unlockable-gender]

[gideonseymours]

miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry

if you just talked to each other but no

[squirrelstone]

on the one hand i agree with this but on the other hand one of my coworkers rented an alpaca from a petting zoo and brought it to work because my boss said she wanted an alpaca sweater but the guy didn’t hear her say sweater and didn’t want to upset her by asking why the fuck she’d want an alpaca

[libraryoftheancients]

I think that highlights a good genre difference: miscommunication in drama is frustrating, overused, and just kinda shit. Miscommunication in comedy is fucking hilarious.

[hellfucingshitfuck-deactivated2]

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

[oldcicadahymns-archived]

#hades probably double knots his laces

[zenosanalytic]

In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2)how sober-minded he is, 3)how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4)how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for(though not without conditions).

Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had trainsets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected trainsets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those trainsets, and then endlessly talked about those trainsets to anyone sat next to him at Thanksgiving Dinner :| When he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is :| :| He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful(not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person) :| :| :| He is. A Gigantic. Nerd.

[ronandhermy]

He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time. Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.   

[ghostcat3000]

Filed under: Favorite Myths

[johnbodyheat]

Everybody knows it’s Persephone that you’ve got to watch out for. 

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

I love this post every time I see it.

[leafcrunch]

my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it

[sun-and-time]

alex??? this is truly frightening ??

[leafcrunch]

i never really thought about it much until today but you’re right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to

[st-pam]

[moonemojii]

[susemoji]

I HATE THIS

[officialcrow]

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them