dreaming of ill fitting shoes

al >> don't look at me from afar,, I won't be able to see you. >> they/he/she >> 💫

[baleful-meat-worm]

i feel sick. they're hunting me down i think. they're going to get me if they find out i enjoy things. fuuck. retreats into the swirling miasmic fog never to be seen again. distant swashing and squelching noises

[stickyfrogs]

Today it is Beverley’s turn to show off her Marvellous Hole! It is Right Next To The Rock (prime location) and it is Full Of Beverley!

[nebulae-d]

"okay, but are you a nonbinary woman or a nonbinary man" im going to nonbury you in a fucking hole.

[24egg]

Another sketchbook pic

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Don't do this

[ab-arts]

Alright now I’m curious

[ab-arts]

Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal

[ab-arts]

Don't do this

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[noodlefiasco]

[legendary-mid-back]

@massiveneedle

[cloudabserk]

do they have basketball rpf

[cloudabserk]

i don’t know what i expected

[zzoupz]

i have a better question

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[homestuck-shitposts]

[quailmaille]

i want you all the time

(based on cuptoast’s pork soda)

[imhereimqueerimfilledwithfear]

[cultnz]

Just two lil guys

[arctic-hands]

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

[evilsoup]

[gilliagandy]

Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[legendary-mid-back]

hocus pocus im struggling to focus

[importantcatpics]

[cherishcoffee]

[daily-jadeharl3y]

day 34