Andy

[tali-zorahs]

please read of monsters and mainframes

bonus:

[pukicho]

My submission for a new simplified American Dollar bill design which could begin printing as early as 2027

[stayingoldwithme]

how would they make the text go out the dollar bill?-

[pukicho]

Okay wise guy

[pukicho]

Alright

[lucifersimp]

Like this, duh

[writing-prompt-s]

You are Julius Caesar, and you are in a council meeting. Suddenly, Brutus stands up, then the rest of the council members. Then a hundred other time travelers draw their daggers.

[lynxbatics]

Reading Dracula. When does she show up?

[shencomix]

[whetstonefires]

One of my favorite things is modern adaptations that leave people with the same careers they had in the original material, because unless you’re a cop or a doctor that practically never happens.

Irene Adler’s an opera singer. We still have those! They don’t have the same subtext exactly, but nothing is going to because we aren’t the Victorians. She could continue to be an opera singer. I have never seen this happen.

Jonathan Harker can still be in real estate. That’s a job people have. A modern story that still involves Dracula contacting his firm to help him purchase property sounds amazing actually.

[nudityandnerdery]

A modern adaptation of Dracula where you keep seeing Jonathan Harker’s face on bus stop bench ads for his realtor office.

[daddygrandpaandthebeaver]

#“This client doesn’t seem to exist online; a bit strange. But he’s elderly so it’s not that unusual” -Jonathan about to make a mistake – @capslockdoesntexpressmyjoy

[prokopetz]

I was about to joke about Quincey Morris still being a cowboy, but then it occurred to me that he’s not actually a cowboy in the source material, is he? He’s the wealthy heir of a Texas ranch-owning family who just acts like an Old West cowboy. If anything, that’s even more plausible today than it was in 1897.

[roach-works]

let’s see dracula shrug off getting hit with one of these country cosplay motherfuckers

[emeraldcity1900]

I like how the homestuck pilot stuff is just giving everyone a rude awakening that a lot of indie creators know each other and respect each others work and that your individual cringe does not exist in a vacuum. And that at the end of the day you’re all clowns.

[nebby-the-not-protogen]

united we stand

[butchfemmespuffy]

close enough, welcome back superwholock

[almondcroissantsandink]

going absolutely insane because this is one of my favorite quotes from the book

[supersillysnake]

on the Demeter, straight up “eating it.” and by it. well, haha, let’s justr say. the entire crew

[rebloggingrexan]

#dracula texting his wives

[krowtesque]

my girl got a lotta legs

prints

[i-am-a-fish]

i just went to cool town and they said they knew u

[i-am-a-fish]

i also just went to dehydrated town and they said you are a hometown legend

[fantastic-crying]

I’ve been watching Star Trek the original series and I just finished the first episode Kahn appears in and when I went to look up his actor Ricardo Montalbán and I saw in the new movies he’s played by Benedict cumberbatch and I am super late to the party on this but that’s a terrible casting choice, we went from a Mexican american in the original series to a British white guy and I just think that’s crazy! Please No spoilers though if they put some form of sense in the change later.

[sunsetdeathcity]

i will never forgive laios for making me crave monsters. where am i supposed to find treasure bugs. or a DRAGON.

[fantastic-crying]

My good friend Johnathan Harker emailed me today!

[neil-gaiman]

Hello Mr. Gaiman!

About the last episode of Good Omens Season 2, when Aziraphael says "Ofcourse you said no to hell. You're the bad guys." Will his opinion of these Heaven-Hell dynamics ever change or will he be just as frustrating in season 3 as well? 😭

I'm really sorry, but Aziraphale won't be in Season 3.

His replacement, Garry the Gorgeous Gopher, who will be puppeteered by someone who wins a competition on Tumblr, isn't interested in good and bad, Heaven or Hell, but will spend the entire season lipsynching to early 70s pop hits. You'll love it.

[fantastic-crying]

I love Gary already!

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

Cannot Stress Enough how important it is to read Howl’s Moving Castle written by Diana Wynn Jones immediately after watching Howl’s Moving Castle directed by Hayao Miyazaki. When he made the movie he was of course upset with war and thus included it in the film, but you gotta understand. You really Gotta Understand. Every time in the movie where Howl turns the door dial black to travel to an absolutely hellish warscape? You know where that same dial takes him in the book? The Real World Country Of Wales

[hangthehierophant]

He goes to his sister’s house to play rugby and have a drink with his mates. His sister is like “you fucking loser get a JOB” and Howell is like “I have a job, I’m a wizard!” And she’s like “FUCK OFF”

[pinkiemachine]

Wonder Mom part 9!

(don’t worry, this isn’t the end for Duke ;)

Wonder Mom Part 8 Wonder Mom, part 7, probably the most requested part! Wonder Mom part 6…. Wonder Mom, part 7, probably the most r