The Legend of Zeldy

Sierra Watson 22 years old I was Tumblr famous once

[sagihairius]

[wsswatson]

until last year i genuinely thought i saw mommy kissing santa claus was actually about the mother cheating on her husband with santa, like it never occurred to me that her husband was dressed up as santa

[hauntaur]

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

[greetingstrouble-blog]

Today’s political post

[221cbakerstreet]

thank you

[disjointed-psyche-deactivated20]

FLAWLESS VICTORY

[burntcopper]

US government plans to use drones to fire vaccine-laced M&Ms near endangered ferrets

The US Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS) has a plan to save the endangered black-footed ferret, and it involves candy. The agency has proposed delivering vaccines to a ferret colony in Montana...

There is nothing about this title I don’t like.

[joyeuse-noelle]

The best part of this title is that in the second half, each new word is completely unpredictable based on what comes before it.

“US government plans to use drones to fire” okay, I see where this is going

“vaccine-laced” wait

“M&Ms” what

“near” not ‘at’?

“endangered” what

“ferrets” what

[speciesofleastconcern]

reblogging again for excellent analysis

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

There is no escape

[buryyourhands-deactivated201701]

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[quinoaphoenicks]

wow I love them

[05827292fjsksjsmmk975zxaswqgh22]

They’ve got so much character

[witchyrem-ains]

Please give your house elves some clothing

[snakestack]

I would die for them

[dragon-berry-deactivated2018021]

@spaceboybarakat

[legendofzeldy]

me: [washes my hair, makes one phone call, eats a salad]

me: honestly I am THRIVING! !! mental illness who??? #blessed

[official-daft-punk-deactivated2]

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

[rosy-roads]

[legendofzeldy]

[memewhore]

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are currently millions of formally dressed skeletons living under Earth’s surface

[tori-prometheus]

Living??????????

[psy-faerie]

[fatgirlopinions]

Absolutely me

[helluva-pilot]

the Star Wars grape saga

[c-bassmeow]

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[caitlincannotshutup]

@xpanda-princessx heres the thing i was telling you about

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

me: I wonder what garfield thinks of mondays

me after seeing a garfield comic strip: haha, he doesn’t like them, that’s for sure